Brisimonetti's definitions

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when you just don't know anymore

"what's your name?"

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by Brisimonetti March 14, 2016

Singing in the shower

When your in the shower and you think your singing good but you actually sound like a dying whale.

"I was singing in the shower this morning!"
"Do you guys ever sing in the shower?"

by Brisimonetti November 13, 2014

dancing in the shower

when you have music on, you're in the shower, and you dance. also a great way to break your back!

"did you hear?"

"hear what"

"brandon broke his back!"

"how????"

"he was dancing in the shower"

"ah"

by Brisimonetti March 14, 2016

Spongebob

An annoying yellow sponge who's laugh makes you want to kill yourself.

"Dude I just watched spongebob"
"I can't take spongebobs laugh"

by Brisimonetti November 11, 2014

yo mama syndrome

when you have an obsession that you can't control of saying yo mama jokes

billy: "hey sean will you help me wi...YO MAMA SO FAT SHE BROKE THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN"

sean: "so you still have your yo mama syndrome I see"

by Brisimonetti March 14, 2016

Ebola

An illness that is a joke even though we could die of it.

"Dude, I got Ebola!"
"Haha. I have Ebola"

by Brisimonetti November 11, 2014

dancing in the shower

when you have music on, you're in the shower, and you dance. also a great way to break your back!

"did you hear?"

"hear what"

"brandon broke his back!"

"how????"

"he was dancing in the shower"

"ah"

by Brisimonetti March 14, 2016