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quarking 

quarking is a ninja ballerina snowboard style term, borrowed from quantum physics. It is defined as 🏂 1: riding with the shoulder outside the nose of the board while on toe edge.

2: You are riding against the fall line on top with the shoulder outside the nose of the snowboard, and attempting to ride a toe edge elipse, the other way.

3: Quark stylers, are also crouching low after the Apex instead of extending the skeleton, riding completely out if control, and 4: this is why Lindsey Vonn hates snowboarders and most skiers as well. 5: Y'all are hoodie-wearing mamaboy snowboarders, some bearded..... 6: Quarking is also the basic neurological expression of hesitation on mountain and off mountain. ie, if you correct the quarking habit with Ninja ballerina technique you will no longer quark off mountain (hesitate) in your personal life, we've seen.
7: And in snowboard lesson ride school quarking is called riding separated, it is incorrect, according to AASI, it's riding with the shoulder outside the hip while on toe edge. 8: 99% of all snowboarders do it including the Olympians in the park. They're all quarking down the pipe in some capacity. I am the ninja ballerina and I'm the best ever outside the park on a snowboard and currently. I have coined this term and while I'm riding if you hear me shouting at you "you are quarking", we are pointing this out for posture correction.
You're quarking
quarking by ninjaballerina March 29, 2019
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quarking 

The art of eating arse whilst urinating over yourself with excitment
She loved when we were quarking together
quarking by Mjc1674 February 14, 2018
Used as an alternative to "shook". Usually used for more emphasis. Popularize by Shane Dawson, who probably learned it from Ru Paul's Drag Race.
"And then she SNATCHED that lady's weave! Bitch didn't have me shook, she had me QUAKING!"
Quaking by nottodaythanks May 26, 2017

Quacking farts 

Quacking farts are flatulence which sounds like a duck.
Dr. F. wondered if the student had a duck up his ass due to the quacking farts he heard.
Quacking farts by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Earth Quaking

A variation of “soaking”. An unmarried Mormon couple go to the top bunk on a set of bunk beds. The Mormon guy puts his penis in the Mormon girl, but holds still because if he thrusted that would be having sex, which is a sin. A third person then gets on the bottom bunk and kicks the top bunk so the couple can experience movement, but they will be in the clear because it’s not them doing the movement.
Peter and Molly tried soaking but found it rather boring, so they asked their friend Jack to help them with Earth Quaking.
Earth Quaking by TeaAndCum July 3, 2021

quacking duck

The quacking duck is when you put your thumb in her pussy and your index finger in her ass and then make a quacking motion with your hand.
As we sat on the couch watching television, I told my wife I was going to give her the quacking duck tonight.
quacking duck by Stickycheese November 13, 2017
To qwark; qwarking: The act of anal-fisting oneself.
He oiled his nipples and slowly begun qwarking
qwarking by (B)hive April 24, 2011
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