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Quaranteened 

When an adult starts acting in a juvenile manner on par with a teenager because of lockdown or quarantine, either out of boredom or lack of accountability.
“Did you see Steve is on TikTok now doing all these stupid dances with the zoomers? Looks like he got quaranteened hard.”

“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”

“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”
Quaranteened by But Sects July 17, 2020

Quarantard 

A person who is unnecessarily afraid during the covid pandemic. Hoarding items and afraid of everything.
Did you see how much TP Giovanna bought? She's such a quarantard.
Quarantard by eyekey March 31, 2020

Quarantoxicated 

When a person or persons are forced to stay in their home with nothing better to do than consume alcohol.
I was going to take a shower this week during a pandemic but I got too Quarantoxicated to find the bathroom.

Quarando 

To kill oneself, usually by blowing one's brains out.
Don't Quarando yourself, FT!
Quarando by M-Pony July 30, 2007

Quaranteam 

The people you choose to live with during a coronavirus quarantine.
My girlfriend lives by herself, so my roommates and I have included her in our quaranteam
Quaranteam by Faquat March 21, 2020

quaranhoe 

A person who engages in whoretivities with no regards to the rona, mainly because theyre bored in the house and in the house bored.

A quaranhoe is the type of person who hits up their old hoes out of loneliness or creates content on Onlyfans
Man, that quaranhoe aint worth the risk getting the rona. Ill just beat my meat instead.
quaranhoe by Scooby Jew April 19, 2020