Pygocracy

A theoretical system of government, wherein power is based on how nice one’s ass is. Derived from Ancient Greek “pygo”, roughly meaning butt. There are various forms of pygocracy , however most are based off directly voting for butts. Not uncommon is voting for best butt in categories, i.e. thiccest, jiggliest, etc, to maintain separation of powers.

“Damn bro you’ve got some serious cake. You’d definitely be an elite in a pygocracy.”