Pygocracy 

A theoretical system of government, wherein power is based on how nice one’s ass is. Derived from Ancient Greek “pygo”, roughly meaning butt. There are various forms of pygocracy , however most are based off directly voting for butts. Not uncommon is voting for best butt in categories, i.e. thiccest, jiggliest, etc, to maintain separation of powers.

“Damn bro you’ve got some serious cake. You’d definitely be an elite in a pygocracy.”

Pygocracy by I-Am-Skrit July 2, 2021

panocracy 

A collectivist system of government of the latter half of the 21st century built on the principles of direct democracy without any need for state, established globally upon a peer-to-peer internet system (aka alternet).

Traditional "voting" is replaced by direct participation in multimetrics trade and votes are tallied locally rather than through a centralized organization which is often prone to corruption.

Panocracy transcends the unimetric capito-socialist economies and oligarchical lies of the turn of the century to build a healthier, more just society.

panocracy by gregjockca December 5, 2011

pedocracy

A society of Pedophiles

Hillary Clinton and Hussain Obama want to turn America into a Pedocracy.

pedocracy by DracoSlayer July 10, 2018

pygocalypsis

The act of covering one's buttocks. This may be used figuratively when describing measures to prevent negative legal action.

(gr -- pygo- of or pertaining to the buttocks, kalyps- covering)

Our secretary posted the "In case of shooter" guidelines as a pygocalypsis so that the institution cannot be sued.

pygocalypsis by thurmanukyalur April 23, 2007

Piocracy 

A form of government in the metaverse ruled by a rogue figure, human or humanoid, who or which is backed by radical elements of the Numerati, who share an obsession about all things pi-related—their goal is to decipher the sacred meanings of the digits of the transcendental number π in order to unearth the secrets of the universe.

What are the odds that piocracy isn’t some digital form of fringe governance, but one that is planned by extraterrestrials that are keen to subject earthlings under their control?

Piocracy by Fasters December 5, 2022

Putocracy 

1) Form of government where control of the political system and its institutions lie in the hands of a bunch of bitch ass putos. Typically characterized by trifling squabbling, by sell outs who fuck everything up for everyone else.

2) Any organization that is run by one or more putos that are either ignorant of or don't care that they fuck things up for everyone else.

Those obstructionist Republicans and their petty bullshit have turned this country into a Putocracy.

Every since Shannon was promoted she's turned this place into a Putocracy.

Putocracy by chicoandtheman July 15, 2010

pwnocracy 

The act of being in control of all that pwns. Also, pwning so much that no one can touch you.

Last night in Halo 2, I had a crazy pwnocracy goin'. I couldn't lose.

I'm about to start a pwnocracy on your face.

pwnocracy by JLeeT April 2, 2008