gregjockca's definitions
Second strife is the anguish one feels when participating in Second Life and having no one to talk to but 14-year-old noobs with no life experience and who think that they are so cool because they have such a stylish but unoriginal avatar.
by gregjockca June 6, 2007
Get the second strifemug. A global system implemented by 2050 replacing the old data-exchange system of the turn of the century known as the "internet" (aka deadnet). The hierarchical structure of the original system was the inherent security flaw that led to its distrust and collapse during the later global corporate revolts.
The Alternet is a decentralized, peer-to-peer internet used for political, economic and social activities across the planet. It was implemented to serve as the stateless conduit for a new multimetric politico-economy and social forum to ensure direct democracy and human egalitarianism. The system is completely wireless unlike the strict hierarchical structure of old that sent data across decaying copper-wire infrastructure.
Each device directly participating in this system is called an io. Data spreads in waves across the entire system so that each io can individually process collective user input locally rather than trusting a remote server owned by another to handle and dissipate bitstreams. Secure information is first encoded before similarly waving across random paths of the web. Instead of a centralized system of ip addressing, each new io is automatically added to the existing collectively shared indexing system without the need for manual assignment. Every person has the constitutional right to own and access an io since it is the means by which one's democratic participation is shared. Linked to each io may be several local devices such as homepliances and wallfaces.
The Alternet is a decentralized, peer-to-peer internet used for political, economic and social activities across the planet. It was implemented to serve as the stateless conduit for a new multimetric politico-economy and social forum to ensure direct democracy and human egalitarianism. The system is completely wireless unlike the strict hierarchical structure of old that sent data across decaying copper-wire infrastructure.
Each device directly participating in this system is called an io. Data spreads in waves across the entire system so that each io can individually process collective user input locally rather than trusting a remote server owned by another to handle and dissipate bitstreams. Secure information is first encoded before similarly waving across random paths of the web. Instead of a centralized system of ip addressing, each new io is automatically added to the existing collectively shared indexing system without the need for manual assignment. Every person has the constitutional right to own and access an io since it is the means by which one's democratic participation is shared. Linked to each io may be several local devices such as homepliances and wallfaces.
Without the alternet, we'd still be doomed to drudge meaninglessly and powerlessly through life in the ancient capito-socialist serfdom of debt peonage and resource waste!
by gregjockca November 20, 2011
Get the alternetmug. From 'spaghetti' plus 'vagina'. Tight pants so slutty that only a spaghetti-thin model could fit their skank vagina into them.
by gregjockca December 15, 2010
Get the spagina pantsmug. by gregjockca June 6, 2007
Get the web 2.0mug. LiferMao is a form of digiMao exihibited specifically by "Lifers" who are participants of the Second Life 3D-fantasy forums.
"That tard avatar over there is soooo fugly. I just hate her. I'm gonna get 15 of my Lifer friends and liferMao her off our island before I gag on my attachment silver spoon."
by gregjockca June 6, 2007
Get the liferMaomug. by gregjockca September 9, 2010
Get the pawnshoppablemug. Short for "Manitoba", one of the five "forgotten provinces" of Canada (others being PEI, Newfoundland, Saskatchewan and Nova Scotia). It can be used as a noun or adjective.
"I went back to Toba, my motherland, for the summer to visit my mennonite cousins. Still nothing there but moose and goths. But at least they have booze and I got totally shit-plastered."
by gregjockca July 12, 2007
Get the Tobamug.