withhandle

The sassy combination of 'withstand' on the one hand (by way of a Martha-Theresa-meets-the-Buddha-meets-Happy-Doc like patience) and 'handle' on the other (by way of a calm sense of style and poise that says "I cause jealousy and conflict wherever I go. Meow.").
Sandra couldn't withhandle the sight of Toni's fake boobs and, having many bottles of liquor in her, took some scissors and cut off all the bitch's hair. Sandra is now serving ten to life in the pen.
by gregjockca June 09, 2011
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alternet

A global system implemented by 2050 replacing the old data-exchange system of the turn of the century known as the "internet" (aka deadnet). The hierarchical structure of the original system was the inherent security flaw that led to its distrust and collapse during the later global corporate revolts.

The Alternet is a decentralized, peer-to-peer internet used for political, economic and social activities across the planet. It was implemented to serve as the stateless conduit for a new multimetric politico-economy and social forum to ensure direct democracy and human egalitarianism. The system is completely wireless unlike the strict hierarchical structure of old that sent data across decaying copper-wire infrastructure.

Each device directly participating in this system is called an io. Data spreads in waves across the entire system so that each io can individually process collective user input locally rather than trusting a remote server owned by another to handle and dissipate bitstreams. Secure information is first encoded before similarly waving across random paths of the web. Instead of a centralized system of ip addressing, each new io is automatically added to the existing collectively shared indexing system without the need for manual assignment. Every person has the constitutional right to own and access an io since it is the means by which one's democratic participation is shared. Linked to each io may be several local devices such as homepliances and wallfaces.
Without the alternet, we'd still be doomed to drudge meaninglessly and powerlessly through life in the ancient capito-socialist serfdom of debt peonage and resource waste!
by gregjockca November 20, 2011
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panocracy

A collectivist system of government of the latter half of the 21st century built on the principles of direct democracy without any need for state, established globally upon a peer-to-peer internet system (aka alternet).

Traditional "voting" is replaced by direct participation in multimetrics trade and votes are tallied locally rather than through a centralized organization which is often prone to corruption.
Panocracy transcends the unimetric capito-socialist economies and oligarchical lies of the turn of the century to build a healthier, more just society.
by gregjockca December 05, 2011
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web 2.0

A term used to describe the victoriousness of machines over humankind.
"Thanks to Web 2.0, we don't need original human thought anymore! Plug me in, Morpheus!"
by gregjockca June 06, 2007
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spagina pants

From 'spaghetti' plus 'vagina'. Tight pants so slutty that only a spaghetti-thin model could fit their skank vagina into them.
Suzie wore the whoriest spagina pants to her prom and her life nosedived from there.
by gregjockca December 15, 2010
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wikiMao

WikiMao is a form of digiMao specific to Wikipedia, the "encyclopedia" of the idiot masses.
"That mofo tard on Wikipedia is trying to wikiMao all my entries!! What a bitchpig!"
by gregjockca June 06, 2007
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triptronica

A music genre starting in the 2010s and then throughout the 20s and 30s, increasingly influenced by 60s folk music, 80s hiphop and quick tempo acid electronica (often with Spanish and Arab slang), spread mostly through the alternet. The music became a vehicle to distribute a positivist message of social change as a stance against tyrannical theocratic oppression of the traditional unimetric politico-economies of the northern hemisphere.

Topics often included the illegitimacy of forced military draft in Canada, US and Eurozone; mass emigrations into Latin America; the implosion of the IMF; corporate WW3 profiteering; maoist revivals in China; anti-spirituality; egalitarian netocracy; and the virtues of atheist asceticism as a personal strategy to weather societal collapse.
Dack first heard it in the US Army fighting the democrat resistance in Houston. The city had completely collapsed and they were sent in as peacekeepers to enforce curfew. The music was contraband but he didn't know why. If he was caught, he'd be executed. So why did he wanna listen so bad? He snuck away carefully to a good hiding place to play it on his rusty iphone that he traded some car batteries for to a poor family in the Toronto shanties. As it played through his dusty earphones his mind blew open, his eyes swelled up with tears of conscience. What war was he fighting anymore? They called it triptronica.
by gregjockca November 16, 2011
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