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withhandle

The sassy combination of 'withstand' on the one hand (by way of a Martha-Theresa-meets-the-Buddha-meets-Happy-Doc like patience) and 'handle' on the other (by way of a calm sense of style and poise that says "I cause jealousy and conflict wherever I go. Meow.").
Sandra couldn't withhandle the sight of Toni's fake boobs and, having many bottles of liquor in her, took some scissors and cut off all the bitch's hair. Sandra is now serving ten to life in the pen.
by gregjockca June 9, 2011
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pawnshoppable

Any stolen items good enough to sell at a pawn shop for cheap cash to feed your meth habit.
I stole CDs from my roommate and they are SOOOOO pawnshoppable, dawg!
by gregjockca September 9, 2010
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pedimunch

A pedicure with your teeth.

Some people are flexible enough to perform this delicate operation on their own but most need help from a very loyal friend. With the downturn in the American economy, pedimunching is becoming a valuable alternative to lavish salon prices and it's also full of vitamins.
Suzie, can you help me? My feet are rough somethin' fierce and their aching for a good pedimunch. You're a loyal friend, aren't you, Suzie? Suzie?... SUZIE??! Come back, Suzie!!!
by gregjockca August 28, 2010
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saxxxy

The deadly combo of sexy and sassy.
Shit. That techno is SAXXXY, yo!
by gregjockca September 6, 2010
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web 2.0

A term used to describe the victoriousness of machines over humankind.
"Thanks to Web 2.0, we don't need original human thought anymore! Plug me in, Morpheus!"
by gregjockca June 6, 2007
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liferMao

LiferMao is a form of digiMao exihibited specifically by "Lifers" who are participants of the Second Life 3D-fantasy forums.
"That tard avatar over there is soooo fugly. I just hate her. I'm gonna get 15 of my Lifer friends and liferMao her off our island before I gag on my attachment silver spoon."
by gregjockca June 6, 2007
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Toba

Short for "Manitoba", one of the five "forgotten provinces" of Canada (others being PEI, Newfoundland, Saskatchewan and Nova Scotia). It can be used as a noun or adjective.
"I went back to Toba, my motherland, for the summer to visit my mennonite cousins. Still nothing there but moose and goths. But at least they have booze and I got totally shit-plastered."
by gregjockca July 12, 2007
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