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wikiMao

WikiMao is a form of digiMao specific to Wikipedia, the "encyclopedia" of the idiot masses.
"That mofo tard on Wikipedia is trying to wikiMao all my entries!! What a bitchpig!"
by gregjockca June 6, 2007
mugGet the wikiMaomug.

triptronica

A music genre starting in the 2010s and then throughout the 20s and 30s, increasingly influenced by 60s folk music, 80s hiphop and quick tempo acid electronica (often with Spanish and Arab slang), spread mostly through the alternet. The music became a vehicle to distribute a positivist message of social change as a stance against tyrannical theocratic oppression of the traditional unimetric politico-economies of the northern hemisphere.

Topics often included the illegitimacy of forced military draft in Canada, US and Eurozone; mass emigrations into Latin America; the implosion of the IMF; corporate WW3 profiteering; maoist revivals in China; anti-spirituality; egalitarian netocracy; and the virtues of atheist asceticism as a personal strategy to weather societal collapse.
Dack first heard it in the US Army fighting the democrat resistance in Houston. The city had completely collapsed and they were sent in as peacekeepers to enforce curfew. The music was contraband but he didn't know why. If he was caught, he'd be executed. So why did he wanna listen so bad? He snuck away carefully to a good hiding place to play it on his rusty iphone that he traded some car batteries for to a poor family in the Toronto shanties. As it played through his dusty earphones his mind blew open, his eyes swelled up with tears of conscience. What war was he fighting anymore? They called it triptronica.
by gregjockca November 16, 2011
mugGet the triptronicamug.

pawnshoppable

Any stolen items good enough to sell at a pawn shop for cheap cash to feed your meth habit.
I stole CDs from my roommate and they are SOOOOO pawnshoppable, dawg!
by gregjockca September 9, 2010
mugGet the pawnshoppablemug.

smath

Combined science and math.
Omg, I hate smath. It's so boring. Smath must die.
by gregjockca July 1, 2011
mugGet the smathmug.

Toba

Short for "Manitoba", one of the five "forgotten provinces" of Canada (others being PEI, Newfoundland, Saskatchewan and Nova Scotia). It can be used as a noun or adjective.
"I went back to Toba, my motherland, for the summer to visit my mennonite cousins. Still nothing there but moose and goths. But at least they have booze and I got totally shit-plastered."
by gregjockca July 12, 2007
mugGet the Tobamug.

web 2.0

A term used to describe the victoriousness of machines over humankind.
"Thanks to Web 2.0, we don't need original human thought anymore! Plug me in, Morpheus!"
by gregjockca June 6, 2007
mugGet the web 2.0mug.

liferMao

LiferMao is a form of digiMao exihibited specifically by "Lifers" who are participants of the Second Life 3D-fantasy forums.
"That tard avatar over there is soooo fugly. I just hate her. I'm gonna get 15 of my Lifer friends and liferMao her off our island before I gag on my attachment silver spoon."
by gregjockca June 6, 2007
mugGet the liferMaomug.

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