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chernobyl breasts

The kind of breasts that leak radiation, as if from Chernobyl.
They say Nancy was living in Chernobyl when it happened. That's why she became an x-ray tech. She doesn't need the machine because her breasts shoot their own x-rays. You know, chernobyl breasts?
by gregjockca December 3, 2010
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spagina pants

From 'spaghetti' plus 'vagina'. Tight pants so slutty that only a spaghetti-thin model could fit their skank vagina into them.
Suzie wore the whoriest spagina pants to her prom and her life nosedived from there.
by gregjockca December 15, 2010
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saxxxy

The deadly combo of sexy and sassy.
Shit. That techno is SAXXXY, yo!
by gregjockca September 6, 2010
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pawnshoppable

Any stolen items good enough to sell at a pawn shop for cheap cash to feed your meth habit.
I stole CDs from my roommate and they are SOOOOO pawnshoppable, dawg!
by gregjockca September 9, 2010
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predo

Don't look behind you. Your predo's hiding behind the newsstand. C'mon, Mary. Let's walk down this street and duck into the subway station.
by gregjockca September 13, 2010
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Satan Christ

A fun combination of Satan and Jesus Christ, worshipped as the sole all-powerful homocidal sociopathic meta-being who is both evil and good, who enjoys both our joy and our suffering and who wishes both life and death upon us. Amen.
I believe in the lord Satan Christ, bringer of joy and woe. Hallelujah! Can I hear an amen?!
by gregjockca October 14, 2010
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pedimunch

A pedicure with your teeth.

Some people are flexible enough to perform this delicate operation on their own but most need help from a very loyal friend. With the downturn in the American economy, pedimunching is becoming a valuable alternative to lavish salon prices and it's also full of vitamins.
Suzie, can you help me? My feet are rough somethin' fierce and their aching for a good pedimunch. You're a loyal friend, aren't you, Suzie? Suzie?... SUZIE??! Come back, Suzie!!!
by gregjockca August 28, 2010
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