gregjockca's definitions

web 2.0

A term used to describe the victoriousness of machines over humankind.

"Thanks to Web 2.0, we don't need original human thought anymore! Plug me in, Morpheus!"

by gregjockca June 6, 2007

spagina pants

From 'spaghetti' plus 'vagina'. Tight pants so slutty that only a spaghetti-thin model could fit their skank vagina into them.

Suzie wore the whoriest spagina pants to her prom and her life nosedived from there.

by gregjockca December 15, 2010

pedimunch

A pedicure with your teeth.

Some people are flexible enough to perform this delicate operation on their own but most need help from a very loyal friend. With the downturn in the American economy, pedimunching is becoming a valuable alternative to lavish salon prices and it's also full of vitamins.

Suzie, can you help me? My feet are rough somethin' fierce and their aching for a good pedimunch. You're a loyal friend, aren't you, Suzie? Suzie?... SUZIE??! Come back, Suzie!!!

by gregjockca August 28, 2010

saxxxy

The deadly combo of sexy and sassy.

Shit. That techno is SAXXXY, yo!

by gregjockca September 6, 2010

pawnshoppable

Any stolen items good enough to sell at a pawn shop for cheap cash to feed your meth habit.

I stole CDs from my roommate and they are SOOOOO pawnshoppable, dawg!

by gregjockca September 9, 2010

smath

Combined science and math.

Omg, I hate smath. It's so boring. Smath must die.

by gregjockca July 1, 2011

Toba

Short for "Manitoba", one of the five "forgotten provinces" of Canada (others being PEI, Newfoundland, Saskatchewan and Nova Scotia). It can be used as a noun or adjective.

"I went back to Toba, my motherland, for the summer to visit my mennonite cousins. Still nothing there but moose and goths. But at least they have booze and I got totally shit-plastered."

by gregjockca July 12, 2007