gregjockca's definitions

groin rage

The overwhelming, uncontrollable, massively unstoppable tsunami of superhuman throbbing orgasmic pain that floods your groin area thereby causing the meaty love organ to be violently pumped to massive proportions of granite hardness. This is usually followed by gigantic throbbing and an unbelievable neverending torrential rain of cream gushering.

HOLY SHIT! Get the mop! Brad has major groin rage and we need a bucket fast!!!

by gregjockca October 22, 2010

death culture

Death culture is typically used for modern society, a society driven by nihilism (the belief as expressed by Nietsche that everything doesn't exist in the end and thus doesn't matter). A culture without a purpose is thus "dead" and people who promote such a culture are known as "walking zombies", the "walking dead" or "the un-dead".

"Screw capitalism. It's all death culture in the end."
"Get your death culture out of my face. I have a purpose in life and it's not you."

by gregjockca June 6, 2007

pawnshoppable

Any stolen items good enough to sell at a pawn shop for cheap cash to feed your meth habit.

I stole CDs from my roommate and they are SOOOOO pawnshoppable, dawg!

by gregjockca September 9, 2010

Queen's Wave

The queen's wave is performed by waving in a queen-like fashion while getting your blowbuddy to sit on it and enjoy the ride.

Oscar sure loved his Queen's Wave and came back every Monday.

by gregjockca June 6, 2011

Toba

Short for "Manitoba", one of the five "forgotten provinces" of Canada (others being PEI, Newfoundland, Saskatchewan and Nova Scotia). It can be used as a noun or adjective.

"I went back to Toba, my motherland, for the summer to visit my mennonite cousins. Still nothing there but moose and goths. But at least they have booze and I got totally shit-plastered."

by gregjockca July 12, 2007

smath

Combined science and math.

Omg, I hate smath. It's so boring. Smath must die.

by gregjockca July 1, 2011

liferMao

LiferMao is a form of digiMao exihibited specifically by "Lifers" who are participants of the Second Life 3D-fantasy forums.

"That tard avatar over there is soooo fugly. I just hate her. I'm gonna get 15 of my Lifer friends and liferMao her off our island before I gag on my attachment silver spoon."

by gregjockca June 6, 2007