pwns 

Stemming from the misspelling of the word "owns", being that the "p" key is right next to the "o" key. It does not mean the possesive "owns", but as in a form of domination, such as in a game or sport.

Dude, he pwns you at Halo.
He pwns all of you at basketball.
I pwn your sister... all night long.

pwns by Mike November 3, 2003

pwns 

This pwns.

Pwns was originally a typo in Wow, when a player killed another, you would see

You just got pwned by player X
You just pwned player X

Dude, this burrito pwns!

NEVER SAY PWNS OR PWN OUT LOUD! YOU WILL LOOK AND SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT!

only type it

dont say (out loud): dude, this burrito pones!

pwns by Dark Hadrial May 30, 2008

pwns 

pwns is a term for describing the act of dominating over someone or something

pepper pwns all ya'll's mammys...WHAt?! wHAT?!? yee...that's what I thought.

pwns by solved January 3, 2009

pwns 

It originated fromthe word "own" but since the P is right next to the O people confuse them. People in internet games would say "I'm gonna own you!" which would mean "I'm gonna beat you at this." or something to theat extent.

I'll pwn you at that game!

pwns by Francis Ramoin April 30, 2003

Pwns 

Pwns is a "l33t" word used for "Owns" which is used to mean someone is better than someone else, I. E. "He Owns(Pws) You." It's a stupid an annoying term that fits into the whole "1337" category used by stupid gamers who think they're cool.

d00d th4t g4me t0tally PWNS

Pwns by Adaon July 29, 2003

pwns 

A misspelling of the word 'owns'.

"lol ben affleck pwns me"

pwns by Heza January 16, 2003

pwns 

Essentially it means "is much better than" or "humiliates", and is most commonly used as a verb. "Pwn5" is the ultimate way to say "pwns", much in the same way "1337" is the ultimate way to say "l33t".

The "5" represents the "s". It is also mid-way between 0 and 10, so is considered a direct hit between the eyes i.e. perfect. This stems from the origins of the word in online multiplayer gaming, where a perfect shot is respected.

So if you want to be 1337, you should say "pwn5" instead of "pwns" ;) :P

7h15 w3b5173 pwns

Th@ l337 h4X0r pwns 7h053 l4M3 n0085

more "1337" ways to say it:

7h15 w3b5173 Pwn5

Th@ l337 h4X0r Pwn5 7h053 l4M3 n0085

pwns by 1337 d00dsk1 December 12, 2008