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Putocracy

1) Form of government where control of the political system and its institutions lie in the hands of a bunch of bitch ass putos. Typically characterized by trifling squabbling, by sell outs who fuck everything up for everyone else.

2) Any organization that is run by one or more putos that are either ignorant of or don't care that they fuck things up for everyone else.
Those obstructionist Republicans and their petty bullshit have turned this country into a Putocracy.

Every since Shannon was promoted she's turned this place into a Putocracy.
by chicoandtheman July 15, 2010
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Petrocracy

State that is backed by and exists for the purpose of petroleum.
Putin has turned Russia into a petrocracy
by sandraxine December 14, 2016
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plutocracy

The world's private-for-profit-monopoly-central-debt banks, like our "Federal Reserve" and the UN banks, are fronts for the real plutocrats in the world today.

Owners of your nations bank can be citizens of your country or of any other, but they are always anonymous, and always the ULTRA super rich (Usr), and always above all law, and immune to all taxation. They rake in massive profits directly from the country's national debt, which their bank creates by "buying" government securities with nothing but a bookkeeping entry. The Usr reap the nation's wealth as payments of income taxes and as payments on the massive loans made by their member banks to individuals an to nations.

The "super rich" are simply puppets of the Usr, as are all governments of any form. All "revolutionaries" and all wars are financed by these banks. Wars create the most debt & so are highly favored by these vampires.

The first of their kind began prior to any banks and were goldsmiths who kept people's gold for safety and issued receipts for it - the first paper money.

The borrower is servant to the lender..
Goldsmiths, were an early plutocracy, who soon found they could issue more gold receipts than they held gold in safe-keeping. And abracadabra the magic of fraudulent fractional reserve banking - which we are taught is just fine, when it is a root of the ulra-obscene wealth of all ULTRA plutocrats and of all corruption.

A gold based currency is a darling of the Usr because only they can truly hoard it, then have it confiscated, then finally have a paper fiat currency based on debt nationalized. This debt-fiat is the direct opposite of a paper fiat money based on the good-faith-and-CREDIT of a nation's commerce. Such a debt-free fiat currency is as much a boon to a nation as debt-based currency is a disaster.

And so the dog (Pluto) walks the owner or "the tail wags the dog".
by Doctor Jim May 17, 2014
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plutocracy

a government controlled by the wealthy
by Kyle January 15, 2004
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panocracy

A collectivist system of government of the latter half of the 21st century built on the principles of direct democracy without any need for state, established globally upon a peer-to-peer internet system (aka alternet).

Traditional "voting" is replaced by direct participation in multimetrics trade and votes are tallied locally rather than through a centralized organization which is often prone to corruption.
Panocracy transcends the unimetric capito-socialist economies and oligarchical lies of the turn of the century to build a healthier, more just society.
by gregjockca December 5, 2011
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Plutocracy

Plutocracy is the rule by the super-rich international capitalists and their retainers; the press, office holders, spies and thugs. In a plutocracy the middle class is controlled though taxation, low-cost imports (free trade) and corrupt politicians and in a communist system the middle class is exterminated. The perfect plutocracy consists of two classes only—the plutocrats and their overseers and the subsistence-level poor. The degree of economic inequality is staggering as is the low level of social mobility.
Although the word plutocracy has disappeared from some modern dictionaries, as if it no longer exists, it is in fact the only name to correctly describe many modern governments.
by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006
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Plutocracy

See America
See Canada
See UK
See France
See Germany
See Spain
See Portugal
See Poland
See Holland
See Luxemborg
See Ireland

etc.
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See Earth Every governemnt that has ever existed is just a glorified plutocracy.
by Elitist April 7, 2004
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