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It happens in Tescos carpark after drugs when you visit the past but also the future at the same time. Usually after Mxe.
'WE'RE GOING TO THE PUTURE'
Puture by NatashaLee July 30, 2012
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Utterly disgusting, appalling, ratchet, straight up gross.
The slimy skin on a banana had a puture smell, and got my fingers sticky.

That shirt was puture
Puture by SoDak March 25, 2013
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Phuture Noize

The real legend of hardstyle

Real name is Marco Spronk, formerly a duo with Antoine Kraaij until 2015.

He produces sounds which compromises of hard kicks with emotional melodies and to be honest, he is the man needed to rebuild the corrupted hardstyle scene nowadays

The sound of Phuture Noize is all about the society that we are living in right now and it's so good that after listening for a few seconds, you will need a whole box of tissue to wipe your tears cause the effort he puts in and the emotion that drives the song is truly god-tier

He also performs at events like Defqon.1, Qlimax and Qapital

Notable tracks includes

- Black Mirror Society
- Circles and Squares
- Drift Away
- Shallow Waters
- Anthem of Freedom
- Pursuit of Thunder
- Strike You Down
- Chaos & Order
- The Aftershock
- Hope

and albums includes
- Black Mirror Society
- Pursuit of Thunder
- Phuture Propaganda
- Black Mirror Society - A New Day (upcoming album)

So, when you are going through bad times, remember that are always good songs from Phuture Noize to listen to.
Friend: hey, have you checked out the new Black Mirror Society album by Phuture Noize?

Me : nope

Friend : You should cause once you listen to it, it will blows your whole entire mind
Phuture Noize by nightxmared November 23, 2018

putrella 

1. Noun. An exceptionally ugly and unattractive woman.
2. Noun. A very unlikeable or despicable woman.
My blind date turned out to be a real putrella. I wish I had actually been blind for the date.

While my ex-wife was quite beautiful physically, six years of marriage revealed her to be a putrella in other ways.
putrella by Magick Poultry November 30, 2004

Puturoasa de la Mogoșoaia 

A slang for weed with a strong smell(stinky) that comes(or not) from Mogoșoaia,Romania
Its literally translated as "The stinky from Mogoșoaia" and i could be associated with a type of cheese also called Puturoasa.
Bai frate,hai sa iesim la o puturoasa de la Mogoșoaia.
(Bro let's go out and enjoy some puturoasa de la Mogoșoaia)
Coaie mi ai adus puturoasa?
(Balls did you bring my puturoasa)
Pronounced “Poot-ray”. A slang term used in the suburbs southeast of Boston (Plainville, Norfolk, Wrentham, etc.) for when somebody does something particularly intellectual.
Tyler: *reads a book and strokes chin*
Thomas: stop acting so puttré
Puttré by thiccboibuckman June 8, 2018

putrefaction 

Decomposition of organic matter, especially protein, by microorganisms, resulting in production of foul-smelling matter.
Putrefied matter.
The condition of being putrefied.
the dead corpse has been left on the side of the road, with the leg torn threw the upper mouth with rotten flesh,and an indication of
putrefaction
putrefaction by Steve November 17, 2003
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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