piture

A mispronunciation of the word "picture"

I have a piture of yo mama

piture by Ganja February 18, 2003

take a picture, it'll last longer! 

What you say to someone who's over~staring at you.

Patti always told the gawkers, take a picture, it'll last longer!

take a picture, it'll last longer! by Starchylde June 8, 2016

Goodnight Picture

An exchange of photos between 2 people taken at night to satisfy ones needs before he/she sleeps.

Guy: "Alright it's getting late, want to take one last Goodnight Picture?"
Girl: "Sure you go first."
Guy: "OK"

Goodnight Picture by DreamCollage November 17, 2014

Picture Packing 

Picture packing is packing with images or any sort of photo to help the joke.

"Fred doesn't even have good jokes, he's known for picture packing and he lets the pictures get the laughs for him"

Picture Packing by thethizzkid December 22, 2020

the big picture 

Looking beyond the small details of a situation; considering all aspects.

Look at the big picture and it will make more since.

the big picture by P22222 June 19, 2016

picture hoarder 

One who enjoys taking picture of ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, whether it's of themselves, food, places, other people, make up, eyes, toes, objects, clothes, nature, etc. These people don't always like the pictures they take and won't always put them out on a social network to be seen by everyone, but they will keep them anyway for long periods of time simply for the memories. No matter how many pictures they take, they still feel empty.There are never enough pictures.

"Man, Emily is a picture hoarder. She has 1,790 pictures in her phone and refuses to get rid of any. Even the pictures of the ant she took last year!"

picture hoarder by That Cute Person November 16, 2013

Picture twat 

A person who looks like a total twat in all of their pictures.

A person who consistently poses "sexy" or whorish in all photos no matter who they are with or what the occasion. Only shows pictures from a flattering angle.

Can almost always be seen pouting their lips, giving the blow job face, or sticking out their chest. Looks much like a bimbo.

An obnoxious picture poser.

May look decent in pictures but not as attractive in person.

A person so shallow they have nothing more to offer than their "sexy" pictures.

Boring, typical and brainless. A waste of space and resources.

Wow at first I thought that girl was so pretty she could be a model, but then I realized she has no personality. She's only a picture twat.

Why does she look the same in all of her photos? What a picture twat!

Rachel: Omg! That poor girl! I think she has scoliosis and facial paralisis!

Trina: No no, she's just a picture twat.

Rachel: Wow! How lame!

Picture twat by BeachBottoms78 December 2, 2009