Purtell

Anyone who has a tiny penis, no morals and no loyalty towards friends, is likely to try and steal your girlfriend.

See Back Stabber

Dude, did you hear what happened to Dave? Steve turned out to be a total Purtell man!

Purtell by Lost64863632 April 1, 2009

Purell 

A liquid designed to make you conscious of every paper cut you have on your hand

I just put some purell on my paper-cut... It burns!

Purell by Simzx February 27, 2013

portelli-wagel breakup 

A situation wherein a breakup occurs, usually multiple times, but each breakup lasts fewer than 20 hours.

Those two are back together already? That was quicker than a portelli-wagel breakup!

portelli-wagel breakup by Jingleheimer Schmidt January 20, 2009

Alex Portelli

A very deranged young boy who is very strange from time to time. Hobbies include Nordic skiing, mountain biking, tech decking, and groping thighs.

"That dude is such an Alex Portelli, in other words, a crazy mother fucker!"

Alex Portelli by 09876543q March 21, 2023

Purselley

The man the myth the legend. Purselley is capable of taking the most simple of task and turning it into a calculus finals problem at Stanford University. im talking about this man is capable of fucking up boiling water. To know Purselley or "JP" as he is known to his peers, is to understand and learn a life lesson in patience. For being a grown adult and having mulitiple children, he has the maturity and thought process of an adolescent opossum.

"Who did this? who pulled a Purselley?"

Purselley by USS PREBLE May 17, 2013

Partello 

A very fine young man i.e. Brad Pitt, Leonardo Dicaprio, or Vin diesel. Likes to be very romanitic and has all the laides

Man that guy Scott Partello has all the females, I wish I was him.

Partello by AbleObject April 2, 2003

putrella 

1. Noun. An exceptionally ugly and unattractive woman.
2. Noun. A very unlikeable or despicable woman.

My blind date turned out to be a real putrella. I wish I had actually been blind for the date.

While my ex-wife was quite beautiful physically, six years of marriage revealed her to be a putrella in other ways.

putrella by Magick Poultry November 30, 2004