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A liquid designed to make you conscious of every paper cut you have on your hand
I just put some purell on my paper-cut... It burns!
by Simzx February 27, 2013
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
A way of expressing that someone is sexually attractive. It is often used with irony or playfulness.

Comes from the verb “breed” which is to copulate with intent of bearing children.

For someone to be truly “breedable” they need to be fertile.
Anon: You are looking mighty breedable this fine evening, m’lady.
Stacy: Please don’t say that to me.
Brad: Woh, you look submissive and breedable, Becky.
Becky: Wow, thanks. *sex*
by 100PercentEthylAlcohol July 14, 2021
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Waterless disinfecting fluid that keeps me sane when handing items touched by anyone other than a scrubbed-in surgeon or Jesus himself.
If I didn't have Purell, I wouldn't leave the house. Yeah I have issues, but still.
by Neilmiser May 05, 2004
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The thing you use after shaking everybodies hand in Church. Or just if someone that is gross comes near you. Once you use it, you fell good. Somewhat like crack or herion.... but it disinfects.
*In 30 seconds or more*
Purell helps me live
by Stevepower August 30, 2006
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This shit will get you high if sniffed, drunk if you drink it.
Damn Joe got fucked up on this Purell shit he sniffed it and was gone, then drank the whole thing and got drunk as hell. A shame he is now dead.
by Annoonn August 19, 2008
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It clean you.
i poured purell on my hair because i had pubic lice.
by Cool_guy November 06, 2003
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