Purell 

A liquid designed to make you conscious of every paper cut you have on your hand

I just put some purell on my paper-cut... It burns!

Purell by Simzx February 27, 2013

Purell 

Waterless disinfecting fluid that keeps me sane when handing items touched by anyone other than a scrubbed-in surgeon or Jesus himself.

If I didn't have Purell, I wouldn't leave the house. Yeah I have issues, but still.

Purell by Neilmiser May 5, 2004

Purell 

The thing you use after shaking everybodies hand in Church. Or just if someone that is gross comes near you. Once you use it, you fell good. Somewhat like crack or herion.... but it disinfects.
*In 30 seconds or more*

Purell helps me live

Purell by Stevepower August 30, 2006

Purell 

Purell is a brand of the sacred necessity, hand sanitizer.

Yeah, I carry around 14 bottles of Purell, DEAL WITH IT.

Purell by Liviscool May 5, 2020

Purell 

This shit will get you high if sniffed, drunk if you drink it.

Damn Joe got fucked up on this Purell shit he sniffed it and was gone, then drank the whole thing and got drunk as hell. A shame he is now dead.

Purell by Annoonn October 14, 2008

Purell 

It clean you.

i poured purell on my hair because i had pubic lice.

Purell by Cool_guy November 6, 2003

Purell Sure

99.9% sure

I'm purell sure that she's taken.

Purell Sure by caterpillarcock March 18, 2011