Purell

A liquid designed to make you conscious of every paper cut you have on your hand

I just put some purell on my paper-cut... It burns!

by Simzx February 28, 2013

Purell

Waterless disinfecting fluid that keeps me sane when handing items touched by anyone other than a scrubbed-in surgeon or Jesus himself.

If I didn't have Purell, I wouldn't leave the house. Yeah I have issues, but still.

by Neilmiser May 6, 2004

Purell

The thing you use after shaking everybodies hand in Church. Or just if someone that is gross comes near you. Once you use it, you fell good. Somewhat like crack or herion.... but it disinfects.
*In 30 seconds or more*

Purell helps me live

by Stevepower August 31, 2006

Purell

Purell is a brand of the sacred necessity, hand sanitizer.

Yeah, I carry around 14 bottles of Purell, DEAL WITH IT.

by Liviscool May 5, 2020

Purell

This shit will get you high if sniffed, drunk if you drink it.

Damn Joe got fucked up on this Purell shit he sniffed it and was gone, then drank the whole thing and got drunk as hell. A shame he is now dead.

by Annoonn August 20, 2008

Purell

It clean you.

i poured purell on my hair because i had pubic lice.

by Cool_guy November 6, 2003

purelling

When you take a bottle of Purell Sanitary Disinfectant, and spray its contents over an unexpecting victim.

Hey Evan, i hear you were purelling Frank in english class.
HaHaHaHa!!! He got soo pissed.

by M4RT1NCH0 February 5, 2007