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The man the myth the legend. Purselley is capable of taking the most simple of task and turning it into a calculus finals problem at Stanford University. im talking about this man is capable of fucking up boiling water. To know Purselley or "JP" as he is known to his peers, is to understand and learn a life lesson in patience. For being a grown adult and having mulitiple children, he has the maturity and thought process of an adolescent opossum.
"Who did this? who pulled a Purselley?"
Purselley by USS PREBLE May 17, 2013
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Derived from old english, meaning "Pear Tree" or some jazz like that. People will inevitably spell this name wrong, for instance, thinking it is written: Perceli, Pursely, Presly. The best clarification is to say "like parsley with a U."

Pursley is not a catchy nickname and you will inevitably be called by your first name if this is your surname.
"What's up with your name, is it like - hey, I'm a Wagner because my family used to make wagons?"

"Pursleys have never made purses..."
Pursley by mantes August 7, 2008

purcelled 

For a male to be used by a woman. It could be for a date, a lay, or a meal, but reciprocation is not received by the man. After the woman gets what she wants, she stops speaking to the man, pretending he does not exist.
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Dude, that girl stone cold purcelled you.
purcelled by Incredibulk January 19, 2010

Alex Pursley 

Someone called Alex Pursley is usually a sexual predator who tries to either slap your bum or try to finger you in class and hates anyone that has ginger hair on anyone called Kayden
That guy over there is acting like Alex Pursley
Alex Pursley by Pamela Pursley December 13, 2021

purseless woman 

Hey, I just saw that car pick up that purseless woman.
purseless woman by ski.co411 March 29, 2007
Someone who has a germ phobia and is addicted to hand sanitizer.
Kim is such a Purelly, she is ALWAYS sanitizing her hands.
Purelly by 98spyder May 25, 2009

Purcelled 

When everytime you say something to someone and they don't know how to respond they just say CSB (Cool Story Bro).
Every time I talk to Mike I get Purcelled.
Purcelled by repeater May 27, 2011
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