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Purselley

The man the myth the legend. Purselley is capable of taking the most simple of task and turning it into a calculus finals problem at Stanford University. im talking about this man is capable of fucking up boiling water. To know Purselley or "JP" as he is known to his peers, is to understand and learn a life lesson in patience. For being a grown adult and having mulitiple children, he has the maturity and thought process of an adolescent opossum.
"Who did this? who pulled a Purselley?"
by USS PREBLE May 17, 2013
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Pursley

Derived from old english, meaning "Pear Tree" or some jazz like that. People will inevitably spell this name wrong, for instance, thinking it is written: Perceli, Pursely, Presly. The best clarification is to say "like parsley with a U."

Pursley is not a catchy nickname and you will inevitably be called by your first name if this is your surname.
"What's up with your name, is it like - hey, I'm a Wagner because my family used to make wagons?"

"Pursleys have never made purses..."
by mantes August 7, 2008
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purcelled

For a male to be used by a woman. It could be for a date, a lay, or a meal, but reciprocation is not received by the man. After the woman gets what she wants, she stops speaking to the man, pretending he does not exist.
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Dude, that girl stone cold purcelled you.
by Incredibulk January 19, 2010
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Alex Pursley

Someone called Alex Pursley is usually a sexual predator who tries to either slap your bum or try to finger you in class and hates anyone that has ginger hair on anyone called Kayden
That guy over there is acting like Alex Pursley
by Pamela Pursley December 13, 2021
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purseless woman

Hey, I just saw that car pick up that purseless woman.
by ski.co411 March 29, 2007
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Purelly

Someone who has a germ phobia and is addicted to hand sanitizer.
Kim is such a Purelly, she is ALWAYS sanitizing her hands.
by 98spyder May 25, 2009
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Purcelled

When everytime you say something to someone and they don't know how to respond they just say CSB (Cool Story Bro).
Every time I talk to Mike I get Purcelled.
by repeater May 27, 2011
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