purcelled 

For a male to be used by a woman. It could be for a date, a lay, or a meal, but reciprocation is not received by the man. After the woman gets what she wants, she stops speaking to the man, pretending he does not exist.
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Dude, that girl stone cold purcelled you.

purcelled by Incredibulk January 19, 2010

Purcelled 

When everytime you say something to someone and they don't know how to respond they just say CSB (Cool Story Bro).

Every time I talk to Mike I get Purcelled.

Purcelled by repeater May 27, 2011

Purcelled 

Purcelled is when you wake up covered in your bed full of your own faeces

Oh bloody hell Tyrone Purcelled himself and made such a mess

Purcelled by Zachary Wark December 11, 2023

Purselley

The man the myth the legend. Purselley is capable of taking the most simple of task and turning it into a calculus finals problem at Stanford University. im talking about this man is capable of fucking up boiling water. To know Purselley or "JP" as he is known to his peers, is to understand and learn a life lesson in patience. For being a grown adult and having mulitiple children, he has the maturity and thought process of an adolescent opossum.

"Who did this? who pulled a Purselley?"

Purselley by USS PREBLE May 17, 2013

Jack Purcells 

A shoe named after the legendary 1930’s court champion, Jack Purcell. Eternally hip and understated, this is the maverick shoe of simplicity. It's design is has been virtually unchanged since the 1930’s. It is a clean and bold casual court shoe and it's subtleness has transcended time.

It's generally worn by the ALT-crowd and manufactured by Converse. Clothing designer John Varvatos has collaborated with Converse to make some pretty nifty Jack Purcell styles recently.

Yeah...Converse All-Stars are cool...but the coolest people on the planet wear Jack Purcells.

Jack Purcells by Bob July 7, 2004

pummelled 

To be beaten to a pulp and therefore no longer able to continue your feeble attempts at living.

Marty is gunna get pummelled for being so insolent

pummelled by Fabbers July 26, 2006

Purcell 

adjective--sexually arousing.

"The way he touches me is soooooo purcell"

"That is totally purcell"

Purcell by supremehighlander July 9, 2006