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mr. purdue
Matt Purdue, CIA agent/superman/history teacher. Raw as hell teacher. enjoys appearing everywhere. Stays at school until all hours of night. Enjoys maps, books, and the constitution. Dislikes most television and most movies. Runs student council and mysterious. Sleeps for a mere 3 hours. Comes in on holidays. Knows every passageway in the building including the labyrinth in the roof. Raw(aka cool) in general.
lets watch the middle passage
lets watch the middle passage
mr. purdue by Matt raw purdue January 16, 2008
Purdy's Law
You can get head from a girl, as long as her tits stick out farther than her stomach. No matter how fat the bitch is.
"Hey Tommy, i heard you got some dome last night. Did she pass Purdy's Law?
ya...fuck you i was really drunk.
ya...fuck you i was really drunk.
Purdy's Law by Missouristate08 August 30, 2009
Eating out of poordom
Eating as much food as you possibly can (even if you're not hungry) when it is provided for free (such as a party or given as a donation) because you are too poor to buy your own food and don't know when you will ever eat again.
I wasn't hungry when I went to my little cousin's birthday party, but eating out of poordom was a must since I blew my paycheck at the bar.
Eating out of poordom by Kelli Young August 29, 2012
Purdy's Wharf
A distant cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, the Purdy's Wharf is accomplished by having anal sex with a fat chick, then peeing on her bed while she is in the bathroom "cleaning up".
Purdy's Wharf by barfy April 18, 2005
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026