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purdlurk 

When you attempt to finger a chick whilst said chick is already engage in intercourse with another person.
Darren was fucking this chick and then Doug tried to purdlurk him.
purdlurk by Phat Mass October 26, 2012
Related Words
Puord poordom purdue purd purdy Purdie Purduepete Pordee Purdey phordan

mr. purdue 

Matt Purdue, CIA agent/superman/history teacher. Raw as hell teacher. enjoys appearing everywhere. Stays at school until all hours of night. Enjoys maps, books, and the constitution. Dislikes most television and most movies. Runs student council and mysterious. Sleeps for a mere 3 hours. Comes in on holidays. Knows every passageway in the building including the labyrinth in the roof. Raw(aka cool) in general.

lets watch the middle passage
I blinked and Mr. Purdue appeared
mr. purdue by Matt raw purdue January 16, 2008
noun: The state of being both poor and bored. Combination of 'poor' and 'boredom'.
I can't afford weed or anything else, i'll just have to sit hear and deal with my poordom.
poordom by Jae M. August 17, 2007

Purdy's Law 

You can get head from a girl, as long as her tits stick out farther than her stomach. No matter how fat the bitch is.
"Hey Tommy, i heard you got some dome last night. Did she pass Purdy's Law?

ya...fuck you i was really drunk.
Purdy's Law by Missouristate08 August 30, 2009

Eating out of poordom 

Eating as much food as you possibly can (even if you're not hungry) when it is provided for free (such as a party or given as a donation) because you are too poor to buy your own food and don't know when you will ever eat again.
I wasn't hungry when I went to my little cousin's birthday party, but eating out of poordom was a must since I blew my paycheck at the bar.

Purdy's Wharf 

A distant cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, the Purdy's Wharf is accomplished by having anal sex with a fat chick, then peeing on her bed while she is in the bathroom "cleaning up".
You should have seen this nasty bitch dawg! You better believe I gave her a Purdy's Wharf!
Purdy's Wharf by barfy April 18, 2005