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mr. purdue
Matt Purdue, CIA agent/superman/history teacher. Raw as hell teacher. enjoys appearing everywhere. Stays at school until all hours of night. Enjoys maps, books, and the constitution. Dislikes most television and most movies. Runs student council and mysterious. Sleeps for a mere 3 hours. Comes in on holidays. Knows every passageway in the building including the labyrinth in the roof. Raw(aka cool) in general.
lets watch the middle passage
lets watch the middle passage
mr. purdue by Matt raw purdue January 16, 2008
Purdy's Law
You can get head from a girl, as long as her tits stick out farther than her stomach. No matter how fat the bitch is.
"Hey Tommy, i heard you got some dome last night. Did she pass Purdy's Law?
ya...fuck you i was really drunk.
ya...fuck you i was really drunk.
Purdy's Law by Missouristate08 August 30, 2009
Eating out of poordom
Eating as much food as you possibly can (even if you're not hungry) when it is provided for free (such as a party or given as a donation) because you are too poor to buy your own food and don't know when you will ever eat again.
I wasn't hungry when I went to my little cousin's birthday party, but eating out of poordom was a must since I blew my paycheck at the bar.
Eating out of poordom by Kelli Young August 29, 2012
Purdy's Wharf
A distant cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, the Purdy's Wharf is accomplished by having anal sex with a fat chick, then peeing on her bed while she is in the bathroom "cleaning up".
Purdy's Wharf by barfy April 18, 2005
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