The radical leftist, Marxist and anticapitalistic arch-nemesis of Jordan Peterson; known for being an avid supporter of equality of outcome and critical race theory. The Yin to the Yang that is Jordan Peterson.

Pordan Jeterson grows stronger for every passing second! Release the lobsters!

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Phoidance

Avoiding interactions with people by looking at one's phone.
It can be hard to determine, but is obvious if one looks at their phone as they see someone approaching.
Variations of this include talking on the phone or having earbuds in to discourage people from interacting.

"I was walking back from library and this girl pulls out here phone as soon as she sees me, then puts it away and looks up when I walked by." "Classic phoidance."

Phoidance by Great-will January 12, 2018

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Phorange

Noun. The unnatural taste of artificially orange flavored medicine, or food items.

"Ick! This phorange cough medicine is awful."

Phorange by slegotoo November 9, 2010

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Phoidancing

The act of looking at one's phone to avoid looking at someone.

"I saw the same girl look down at her phone when I was on the other side of the quad, then looked up just as she walked by me. Why is she phoidancing so much?"

Phoidancing by Great-will January 12, 2018

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