Pump Man

The weakest, most funny looking robot boss in Mega Man 10. Takes a minute to beat at the most, and rewards you with one of the worst weapons you could ever get in a video game.

I beat Pump Man in thirty seconds on the hard difficulty!

by u_no_who_right March 11, 2010

Pump man

A man that does rape for hire jobs. He enjoys his work but his main motivation is money. They are also often hit men.

John is a pump man.

by Deep blue 2012 November 2, 2009

One Pump Man

A mighty hero capable of making the ladies orgasm in just one pump. His ruthless training regime consists of: 6 Nans an hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, and 366 days on leap years.

"ONE PUUUUUUUMMMPPPPP"
"Wow Levis, you really are One Pump Man!"

by Funnyneck January 28, 2017

One Pump Man

Usually a term for a man who prematurely ejaculates after just one, but powerful thrust.

That guy is a real one pump man

by Mulix February 13, 2017

One Pump Man

When you and your significant other are havin hot sex but you finish too early.

Man: Ugh uhnn

Woman: Did you already finish? Ugh you're definitely a one pump man

by ThisHobgoblin August 10, 2016

pump manual

a pornographic magazine used as an aid while "jackin' the beanstalk"

Willie's mom found a pump manual under his bed.

by Dollyrocker January 22, 2008

MANDATORY FAG PUMP

A FAGDOMEN EXPANSION

To make you SHIT a lot.

Listen ANAL ALAN oh wait this JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is a PUSH PEDOPHILE as to be truthful ALAN I WALDMAN your EGO IS HUGE I MEAN the MANDATORY FAG PUMP as take that PLASTIC BOTTLE and use this MANDATORY FAG PUMP to match your EGO as make that FAGDOMEN EXPAND and hurt like they did this to BABIES , LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS in those PEDOPHILE COLONIES who were too young to even have an EGO.

Hey ANAL ALAN good news as that MANDATORY FAG PUMP will rellay make you a nice big MANDATORY SHITEATER MEAL for bon appetite and you can also make a MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH.

by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022