Alan

Me nigga

I am Alan

by Scoozy April 30, 2021

alan

the most sexiest soccer player , he will be your favorite ex , and he will have the biggest dick

brooo i miss alan eating me out

by alaiababyy June 27, 2022

Alan

Alan

Alan

by anonymous March 27, 2022

alan

a fat fuck who sits and catfishes and grooms kids off of roblox on his nokia brick

bro this guy just told me he was gonna put me on a leash on da hood.

must be alan lol

by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021

Alan

the culmination of god, he is secretly omniscient but he pretends that he isn't. he loves boba tea and he likes making bad jokes. He is always at least 6 feet tall and has a six-pack

damn bro is that Alan? man he looks nice

by Chinny Boi February 28, 2022

Alan

A mixed nigga with curly hair that white kids cant stop themselves from touching. That nigga tall and skinny. He can sing, dance and act. He just started writing music under the name Lil ASH.(shit was a bad idea) He is a generally handsome young man and he asks out girls in person. He only falls for blond white girls and they always end up breaking his heart. He just wants a real relationship and some funyuns.

That nigga Alan a lil skinny but he still sexy af

by msogay October 26, 2019

Alan

A primal being with incomprehensible power. Could end the universe with a flick of his wrist should he chose to. The only reason we still exist is because he allows us to

"We must praise Alan, for if we don't he may become upset and smite us"

by Oscar Larson December 12, 2020