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A person who operates concrete pumps usually high on meth because he works 90 hrs a week.

that fucking pumpman almost knocked my ass off the wall because he was tweeking so bad

pumpman by pumpman June 10, 2005

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One Pump Man

A mighty hero capable of making the ladies orgasm in just one pump. His ruthless training regime consists of: 6 Nans an hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, and 366 days on leap years.

"ONE PUUUUUUUMMMPPPPP"
"Wow Levis, you really are One Pump Man!"

One Pump Man by Funnyneck January 28, 2017

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Pumphandle

A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.

Bill: "Dude did you see Justins Pumphandle"

Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"

Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"

Pumphandle by Billisan October 20, 2008

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pumpkanism

The only true religion. Founded by our Lord and savior. Our life. Our light. Pumpkaboo. Truth

Hi! Do you have a moment to talk about the only true religion, pumpkanism

pumpkanism by DevoutPumkanist May 5, 2017

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Pumphandle

a giant bulge in a mans pants

"dude check out Justins Pumphandle"

Pumphandle by Billisan September 25, 2008

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pumphandle

a giant bulge in the front of a mans pants

dude, check out justins pumphandle, its huge!

pumphandle by billisan October 1, 2008

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pumpment

To feel extreme excitement; overwhelming joy; something that causes your heart to race.

Carl and Jack had major pumpment for an upcoming game night because they hadn't seen each other in a couple months.

pumpment by texashurly March 3, 2017

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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