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Psycho Ex-Wife
An unstable woman with a terrible personality disorder who divorces you despite your efforts over more than a decade of marriage to "save things" for her and your children. She then fights to keep the children away from you for no good reason and she abuses the legal system in order to do so because they favor psycho ex-wives, even to the detriment of the children and then relentless torments you even though she got most everything she set out to do... except KILL YOU... yet.
My ex-wife is a psycho. She is so unbelievable a psycho ex-wife that I post blog items of her emails, instant messages, and transcripts of voice mails because no one would believe them with just a simple face-to-face story. This bitch is a PSYCHO EX-WIFE!
Psycho Ex-Wife by Mister-M January 15, 2008
Psycho Ex-Boyfriend
An incredibly unpredictable man, or boy who is on an everyday basis calling you or stopping by your house to try to " Fix the problem" and doesn't understand what it means not to be together anymore.
Yesterday not only did I have 32 missed calls from him but my work told me he stopped by there to see if I was working. Yes, he is one Psycho Ex-Boyfriend
Psycho Ex-Boyfriend by Mary Jane Doe December 26, 2008
my boyfriends psycho ex
A crazy bitch who hates you because her man picked you over her. She continually gets involved with your relationship and is just generally crazy.
my boyfriends psycho ex by Eeeeelllll April 3, 2014
Psycho Borderline Ex Wife
A woman who is always the victim. A woman who cheats on her husband because he does not provide her with enough emotional support. A woman who uses her children as pawns in support/custody proceedings to benefit herself in obtaining more child support money which she doesn't spend on her kids. A woman who goes through boyfriends every 2-3 months and introduces these boyfriends to her children only to have them ripped away once they find out the true colors of the psycho borderline ex wife. The psycho borderline ex wife is greedy, constantly victimized, selfish and usually a gold digger.
Psycho Borderline Ex Wife by The new wife December 10, 2010
Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination
When straight men suck each others balls to taste whether or not they can trust each other.
Men have special receptors on their tongues, similar in texture to a cats tongue, which can literally gauge another man's disposition by coarsely licking his balls.
Men have special receptors on their tongues, similar in texture to a cats tongue, which can literally gauge another man's disposition by coarsely licking his balls.
Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination by megamogomir October 17, 2010
Psychoextraphysics
Psychoextraphysics is the study of the relation between stimulus and sensations at extraphysical level, and also studying the dialectical relation between stimulus and sensations on physical and extraphysical levels.
"Psychoextraphysics is a nice are inside extraphysics, since it studies how the stimulus and sensations behave at extraphysical level such as the dialectics between physical and extraphysical levels focusing on stimulus and sensations."
Psychoextraphysics by Full Monteirism March 18, 2021
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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