Provokade 

En stolt gamer og sky jomfru. Har det sygeste punchable face, som man bare har lyst til at gennem smadre.

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Person1: "Hey ham der provokaden, er der pisse irriterende."
Person2: "Ja, han er jo en provokade."

Provokade by 9/11MightBeFake February 28, 2023

provokata 

Someone who is highly worshipped, god like.

Provokata Joe is now dead

provokata by Provokata Morosssimo June 7, 2017

Provocateur in Chief 

Another increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Pouring gasoline on the flames of civil disobedience is the forte of the Provocateur in Chief.

Provocateur in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2020

Provoke 

To wind-up and annoy someone by calling them names repeatedly, prodding, poking, tickling, etc. until they end up puching or kicking the one doing the provoking.

Usually done by smaller siblings to piss off older siblings.

To provoke:

Younger sister: ugly ugly ugly fatty fatty fatty *prods brother with stick ten times*

Older brother: Piss off you stupid girl and stop annoying me! *punches lil sister*

Sister: MUM! He punched me!!!!

Mum: well stop provoking him then *slaps daughter*

Provoke by HellzAngeL123 July 31, 2009

Provoked Woman Wrath 

The conversation and/or actions following certain types of provocation in certain instances of woman. These actions seem wrath-ful, incensed, and condemnatory in nature.

In practice, differentiating between the normal conversation, frustration, anger, and Provoked Woman Wrath conversational stages can sometimes be difficult for the observer. However, there are some common signs. Saying things that shouldn't be said, for absolutely no reason, just to piss one off; is one of these signs.

Provoked Woman Wrath and PMS are not to be confused. They may, and often will; coincide, however there is no actual physical relation between the two. It should be noted that associating the current conversation with PMS is a good way to invoke Provoked Woman Wrath.

Woman: "For the eighth time, can you PLEASE take the trash out?"

Man: *in a minute, hun*

-minutes pass-

Woman: *empties trash on husband*,
and it is a big deal, and it doesn't happen to every guy!

Observer: That was some Provoked Woman Wrath right there.

Provoked Woman Wrath by Charles Morris November 19, 2007

social provocateur 

One who promote social events and fundraisers while also attending and donating their time to facilitate and raise community awareness.

Usually promotes free events that provide food and alcohol, what more do you want?

Strat sure is a social provocateur, he wont shut up about these free wine parties, what a douche.

social provocateur by Strat Parrott February 13, 2009

Agent Provocateur 

A London company selling sexy and sophisticated lingerie and accessories, owned by Joseph Corre, (a son of famous fashion designer Vivienne Westwood and Malcolm McLaren, who was very sucessful being Sex Pistol's manager) who is also its chief designer. AP promotes sexual explicity, presented by Kylie Minogue in the famous AP commercial where she had been riding an electric bull.

She looked tempting as hell dressed up in Agent Provocateur's lingerie.

Agent Provocateur by necrotism May 26, 2006