Prousaing 

used to describe something you dont want to say outloud. can be used in a very sexual or non-sexual manner

- i was prousaing for soo long last night and now im too tired to do anything active

- did you see how fast that guy was prousaing!?

Prousaing by donnnyyy February 25, 2009

Proebaing

When a player goes out of his way to rank kills on other players without his guild being present.

Player 1: Sunlive! Stop proebaing please.
Player 2: Look at Lite, this guy is just proebaing...

Proebaing by Sat1re April 2, 2013

Priusing 

Any driver who becomes oblivious to others (in all senses), and oblivious to other externalities such as speed limits, lane drifting, oncoming traffic, pedestrians, bicyclists, traffic signals, parallel parking, parking within the lines in a parking lot, backing up, and most often four-way intersection. 
Priusing is often the result of a misguided sense of what is right and good for the world.
The driver brought to the point of Priusing has typically led a life of floundering hope and preaching convenient yet incomplete concepts of ancient teachings. They can often be seen basking in their own self glory, to busy to realized their impact on others.  
A driver that is in the act of Priusing would never realize they were hindering the mobility needs of other drivers.  For example, a person Priusing would drive noticeably slower in the fast lane on the freeways. If confronted with that fact, they would curiously deny that act and say something like, whats the hurry anyway? Priusing is further illustrated by an astonishing lack of understanding of how labor intensive the very progress that the Priusing driver condemns, yet enjoys. These driver are most often found driving a Prius and are routinely poorly dressed.

Why are we going so slow?

The guy up ahead is totally Priusing.

Why did two cars go throught the four-way intersection?

That driver was Priusing.

Priusing by Stinky Observer June 10, 2013

Priusing 

When something that is simple or fairly straightforward goes terribly wrong

I am trying to watch this video online but it keeps buffering because the internet is priusing.

Priusing by trami89 February 25, 2017

parousing 

Alternating between perusing and carousing around. Usually done with socia media, which often consists of a mix of light and serious posts. Parousing involves drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and switching back and forth between (1) enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way and (2) reading thoroughly or carefully.

Why am I parousing facebook at three in the darktime?

parousing by Tochterlieber December 28, 2013

Prowsing 

A combination of Browsing for Porn

Johnny was caught at the library prowsing at naughty nurses

Prowsing by Joeyjoejoe September 24, 2012

prouching 

the act of crouching and punching simultaneously

That fucker is going around prouching people in the balls. He'll come up to you, crouch and punch you in the balls.

prouching by Nef Del May 9, 2006