Priusing 

Any driver who becomes oblivious to others (in all senses), and oblivious to other externalities such as speed limits, lane drifting, oncoming traffic, pedestrians, bicyclists, traffic signals, parallel parking, parking within the lines in a parking lot, backing up, and most often four-way intersection. 
Priusing is often the result of a misguided sense of what is right and good for the world.
The driver brought to the point of Priusing has typically led a life of floundering hope and preaching convenient yet incomplete concepts of ancient teachings. They can often be seen basking in their own self glory, to busy to realized their impact on others.  
A driver that is in the act of Priusing would never realize they were hindering the mobility needs of other drivers.  For example, a person Priusing would drive noticeably slower in the fast lane on the freeways. If confronted with that fact, they would curiously deny that act and say something like, whats the hurry anyway? Priusing is further illustrated by an astonishing lack of understanding of how labor intensive the very progress that the Priusing driver condemns, yet enjoys. These driver are most often found driving a Prius and are routinely poorly dressed.

Why are we going so slow?

The guy up ahead is totally Priusing.

Why did two cars go throught the four-way intersection?

That driver was Priusing.

Priusing by Stinky Observer June 10, 2013

Priusing 

When something that is simple or fairly straightforward goes terribly wrong

I am trying to watch this video online but it keeps buffering because the internet is priusing.

Priusing by trami89 February 25, 2017

Priusing 

Verb - The act of driving a Toyota Prius. To Prius is to choose to drive a Toyota Prius over another vehicle with equal or lesser gas mileage. Most commonly used in reference to a daily commute.

Did you take the S5 today so we can take it to lunch? No, I am Priusing.

Priusing by JCeezle September 3, 2011

Prisingenuity 

A knack for McGyver-like improvisation of tools using the scarce resources available in a prison environment.

"Wow, that's cool how you figured out how to make disposable one-hitters out of ferrules, so we can flush them after each session and not have to keep anything around that could be found if they shake us down."
"Once again, my prisingenuity saves the day."

Prisingenuity by Tochterlieber June 30, 2012

Prousing 

Being a total liability when drunk

I was totally Prousing last night and ended up jumping in the ocean, stepping on a sea urchin and stinking up a hotel room with vinegar.

Prousing by totallynotaProuse February 14, 2023