parousing 

Alternating between perusing and carousing around. Usually done with socia media, which often consists of a mix of light and serious posts. Parousing involves drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and switching back and forth between (1) enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way and (2) reading thoroughly or carefully.

Why am I parousing facebook at three in the darktime?

parousing by Tochterlieber December 28, 2013

Parksing

Slurping on your boss' nut until you get that cantaloupe juice, or until Joe buys you a house.

Yo, did you hear about the dude from Fyre fest Parksing to get some water bottles? Shit is wild fam

Parksing by Joseph Buddens Jr May 21, 2021

parising 

Excesivly spoiling your child, relative, or loved one. To the point that the person can just spend their time doing whatever they want.

You bought your kid an xbox and a wii; Your totally parising them.

Stop parising your sister and make her get a job.

parising by Oncomingstorm7 December 15, 2008

panousing

a word used to describe the action or creeping or lurking on facebook

I was panousing around on facebook last night and found the grossest picture of Eric's girlfriend

panousing by rawproductions December 7, 2010

PARISSING 

A female who thinks she is so fine,she parades around with alot of attitude like Paris Hilton

"Check her out parissing her ass down the street"

PARISSING by m16steve March 18, 2008

poorusing 

The act of finding information, answering correspondence and or playing games whilst sitting on the toilet.

Q:What have you been doing in the toilet for so long?

A:Poorusing

poorusing by SmoggyVandle July 29, 2017

carousing 

Carousing is like drinking, except it involves singing rude songs, spilling drinks and occasionally killing someone for a bit of a laugh.

If this displease, why urge ye here your stay?
Haste from the court, ye spoilers, haste away:
Waste in wild riot what your land allows,
There ply the early feast, and late carouse.

--Homer, translated and arranged by Alexander Pope, who thinks the use of the infinitive "carousing" is not worth the despoiling of a poetic example.

carousing by Thor. Yes, I do read Homer. No, he can't revel as hard as me. August 21, 2006