Tochterlieber's definitions

Chominators

Large, thick, usually horn-rimmed glasses that look like something a stereotypical chomo (child molestor) would wear. Also called "Predator 3000s."

Man, what you be wearing those chominators for?

Shut up, my regular pair of glasses broke so I'm wearing the ones the prison gave me.

by Tochterlieber June 27, 2012

Chomover

Comb-over hairstyle that resembles that of a stereotypical chomo (child molestor).

Hey, that dude keeps looking at us.

Which one?

That creepy old dude over there, the one who's sportin' the chomover and those chominator 3000s.

by Tochterlieber June 27, 2012

noid

To become paranoid (usually temporarily, and often due to the influence of drugs such as cannabis or meth.)

After we smoked out in the parking lot, Kevin started noiding, thinking that someone might have seen us.

by Tochterlieber April 26, 2008

lavender passageway

The rectum. Presumably, this word's etymology originates from the word lavender, meaning "gay" in certain contexts unrelated to violet hues.

Wikipedia is administered by people with a stick up their lavender passageway.

by Tochterlieber April 13, 2008

enhancement smoker

A person who smokes cannabis or other smokable drugs primarily to enhance other experiences (rather than simply for the "high" itself). Such individuals are less likely to enjoy merely smoking and sitting around doing nothing. This phrase was popularized by Jon Stewart's character in "Half Baked."

Enhancement Smoker: You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on WEED?

by Tochterlieber June 26, 2008

satiricritical

Using a mix of satire and straightforward criticism.

"I stumbled across this satiricritical article that starts with a point-by-point rebuttal of yesterday's State of the Union address and then compares Obamacare to sado-bestiality."
"LOL"

by Tochterlieber January 6, 2014

acquaintancezone

Where you relegate people whose uninteresting posts clog up your social media feeds because they're in your "friends" circle.

"After about her 20th post this week bragging about her workout routine and the different health shakes she's trying, I had to put her in the acquaintancezone."

by Tochterlieber January 6, 2014