Prisingenuity

A knack for McGyver-like improvisation of tools using the scarce resources available in a prison environment.

"Wow, that's cool how you figured out how to make disposable one-hitters out of ferrules, so we can flush them after each session and not have to keep anything around that could be found if they shake us down."
"Once again, my prisingenuity saves the day."

by Tochterlieber June 30, 2012

Crawlback number

The phone number you use to call up your ex to try to get back together with them.

"So, after your ex told you that you're a failure as a man, that you were a failure as a husband, and that you would've been a failure as a father, you're still going to try to get back together with her? How are you even going to reach her? I thought she blocked you from everything."
"I think I still have her cell in my incoming call history, so I'll just use that as a crawlback number."

by Tochterlieber September 21, 2014

noid

To become paranoid (usually temporarily, and often due to the influence of drugs such as cannabis or meth.)

After we smoked out in the parking lot, Kevin started noiding, thinking that someone might have seen us.

by Tochterlieber April 26, 2008

Well, i'm glad you find this so amusing

A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.

"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."

by Tochterlieber December 9, 2013

satiricritical

Using a mix of satire and straightforward criticism.

"I stumbled across this satiricritical article that starts with a point-by-point rebuttal of yesterday's State of the Union address and then compares Obamacare to sado-bestiality."
"LOL"

by Tochterlieber January 6, 2014

parousing

Alternating between perusing and carousing around. Usually done with socia media, which often consists of a mix of light and serious posts. Parousing involves drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and switching back and forth between (1) enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way and (2) reading thoroughly or carefully.

Why am I parousing facebook at three in the darktime?

by Tochterlieber December 28, 2013

cuck out

To surrender, especially in a way that abandons principle and reverses course because of pressure, criticism, etc.

That Dave Chapelle comedy routine started out edgy, but then he decided to cuck out at the end with all that politically correct virtue signaling.

by Tochterlieber March 31, 2017