Browsing, is the process of generating fake GPS on Grindr, Inmessage, etc. with a dumb ass dude/miss or old fool then move the him/her to hangout or text me or another platform not to get caught by him/her that you fake, and gradually extort money from them.

Tee: what do you do for a living

Das: "browsing"

Tee: what have you been doing since morning
Das: I have been "browsing" using my laptop

browsing by Tinu_0 December 30, 2019

Browsing History

A catalog to view all the porn you have recently watched.

Mainly used for reviewing porn videos, and so your husband/wife can check whether you are watching it.

A helpful tool against it is delete browsing history

Person 1: Hey what was that sexy porn you watched earlier?
Person 2: I don't know, lemme check my browsing history.

Browsing History by TheOfficialTechPro November 12, 2018

browsing position

the position you are in usually while browsing the internet (usually tumblr or dank memes)

dan howell's browsing position is often portrayed as slouching on the couch with a double chin and scrolling.

browsing position by shutupproduction May 15, 2016

Browsing Pace

The lower speed of masturbation used whilst browsing pornography on the internet. This form of masturbation is purposely done at a slower pace to maintain an erection, while avoiding any unwanted ejaculation. The normal speed of masturbation is restored once the user selects a desired video clip.

Eric: Sometimes it takes me 20 minutes to pick out a video clip on a porn site. I either lose my erection or blow my load looking at thumbnails.

Peter: Not a problem with me, I adopt a 'Browsing Pace' so neither of those two things happen.

Browsing Pace by pedigree86 February 21, 2019

Browsing Habit

Browsing habit is an examples of behavior, next to a computer or other internet browsing device, that had been learned by repetition, and require little or no attention to complete.

This behavior is analogous to driving a car on the same road for a hundredth time: you got from point A to point B, but can't remember the details of a trip itself.

1) Each time I open up the internet browser, for one reason or another, I sooner or later end up on a Facebook page. It's my Browsing Habit!
2) One of my browsing habits is typing "G" for Gmail in the web address bar, and scrolling down the list of suggested web-sites.
3) D: Dude, to download it right-click on the link and "save as"
A: Why don't you just directly click on the link, since it clearly has a download symbol?

D: Don't know, must be my "Browsing habit".

Browsing Habit by Fountainhead February 23, 2011

Browsing the gallery

(V.) An alternate way of saying masturbation without feeling too awkward.
A more enjoyable and relaxed form of masturbation.

Family member: "So what have you been doing in your spare time, Dear?"
You: "Not much. Mostly just browsing the gallery."
Family member: "Oh...That's nice!"
You: "Yes. Yes it is."

Browsing the gallery by StickyStickyy April 8, 2017

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026