Prostology

The study to become a prostitute.

Hey, i hear Jane is going to Harvard for prostology.

by Richy wheels June 2, 2010

prodology

The quality of being prodigious.

Jacqueline's prodology will never cease to amaze her teammates.

by kanyewestnomnom February 28, 2022

Postology

The psychology behind social media posts, and the psychoanalysis of people who post, oftentimes to seek recognition, approval, gratification, and/or to boost their ego, as well as the reasoning behind those who provide reactions to social media posts.

When we studied social media posts in psychology class, we focused on the postology of a Facebook post about what someone ate for dinner last night.

by cardonick October 28, 2022

peontology

Derived from the deontology morality philosophy, peontology refers to the moral concept of peniority. The moral choice, under the definition of peontology, then, would be to pick the option which A) results in the larger penis, or B) contains the larger penis.

For example, when choosing who to do, under the tenet of peontology, the right choice is not to choose who you like, but to choose who has the bigger penis.

by seksimopho October 21, 2012

three finger proctological exam

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.

This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!

by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009

protologism

protologism n Greek protos, first, original + Greek logos, word; cf. prototype, neologism - a newly created word which has not yet gained any wide acceptance. It is a prototype or a hypothetical projection of a new lexical unit before it may become current in writing or speech. The word "protologism" proposed here and now is itself an example of protologism.

In contrast to protologisms, neologisms are words that have already been in public usage by authors other than their inventors. As soon as a protologism finds its way into newspapers and websites, journals and books, it becomes a neologism.

by Mikhail Epstein November 6, 2003

Proctologized

Someone who walks like they have a stick up their butthole. They may have just come from a proctology exam where they may actually have had something stuck up in their poop shooter, hence walking around like they have something up their butt...

"Hey babe, look at that guy, he's walking like he was just proctologized!!"

by Mrpuddles October 31, 2011