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protologism 

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protologism n Greek protos, first, original + Greek logos, word; cf. prototype, neologism - a newly created word which has not yet gained any wide acceptance. It is a prototype or a hypothetical projection of a new lexical unit before it may become current in writing or speech. The word "protologism" proposed here and now is itself an example of protologism.
In contrast to protologisms, neologisms are words that have already been in public usage by authors other than their inventors. As soon as a protologism finds its way into newspapers and websites, journals and books, it becomes a neologism.
protologism by Mikhail Epstein November 6, 2003
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Proctologist 

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a dismal excuse for someone to stick his/her hand up any person's anus.
i went to the proctologist and got legally raped.

Proctologist 

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an ass inspector
my proctologist found a big piece of shit in my ass
Proctologist by boomer2 July 28, 2003

Proctologist 

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An assmaster that also works as a doctor.
Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)
Proctologist by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

unlicensed proctologist 

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A TSA agent.
1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in the security line.

2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.

3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.

proctologist 

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someone, who at some point in their life, decided they wanted to work on peoples asses
the proctologist stuck his entire arm up that fat dudes ass
proctologist by guy mann-dude January 13, 2009

Proctologist 

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That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.
Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.
Proctologist by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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