poontology

noun. the study of poon, poontang, tang, the love machine, hot box

Dude, I'm majoring in poontology at the Chronic University, under professor Jin Chung

by The messiah May 13, 2005

poontology

the study of poon, hot box, poon tang, pootie tang, tang

I'm majoring in poontology at the Chronic University, under professor Jin Chung.

by The messiah May 13, 2005

Postology

The psychology behind social media posts, and the psychoanalysis of people who post, oftentimes to seek recognition, approval, gratification, and/or to boost their ego, as well as the reasoning behind those who provide reactions to social media posts.

When we studied social media posts in psychology class, we focused on the postology of a Facebook post about what someone ate for dinner last night.

by cardonick October 28, 2022

peontology

Derived from the deontology morality philosophy, peontology refers to the moral concept of peniority. The moral choice, under the definition of peontology, then, would be to pick the option which A) results in the larger penis, or B) contains the larger penis.

For example, when choosing who to do, under the tenet of peontology, the right choice is not to choose who you like, but to choose who has the bigger penis.

by seksimopho October 21, 2012

pornology

1) The study of the origin, history and functionality of pornography in society.
2) Trying to give an academic bent to your explanation to your wife as to why all those free 30-second movie clips were all over your computer desktop.
3) Any attempt to justify your $700-a-month porn addiction.

Contary to your narrow, bigoted beliefs, we're not sitting here "talking about porn." We're engaging in a pertinent discussion concerning Jenna Jameson's role in contemporary American pornology, thank you very much!

by Night Comes On March 7, 2004

poopology

The study of fecal matter expelled from the anus.

Poopology is not an exact science.

by certified poopologist April 9, 2004

Pintology

The belief that beer is the solution to every problem.

- If Kim Jong-Il had a pint of lager, everything would be fine.

- Really?

- Yes, classic pintology.

by Somer Bimpson December 15, 2010