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Proctology 

Proctology fucking sucks. I just got raped because of it.
Proctology by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 9, 2022

mobile proctology 

In 100 years I will be considered the grandfather of mobile proctology.
I started my mobile proctology business in the mid 90s in a 1985 Club Wagon. First checkup is free!

We are considering going public.
mobile proctology by Tha Cuddla January 25, 2005

Toothbrush Proctology

Toothbrush Proctology is a revolutionary new procedure where your doctor checks up your anus for interior hemmorhoids using a toothbrush
Yeah dude my doctor had to use toothbrush proctology in my yearly exam to check for any problems. Wait a minute. What do you mean there is no such procedure? Oh crap then why did I like it so much? So should I call a lawyer or schedule another appointment for tomorrow? Its covered by my insurance you know.

satan's proctology exam

Hemorrhoids Are like satan's proctology exam
The quality of being prodigious.
Jacqueline's prodology will never cease to amaze her teammates.
prodology by kanyewestnomnom February 28, 2022

Postology 

The psychology behind social media posts, and the psychoanalysis of people who post, oftentimes to seek recognition, approval, gratification, and/or to boost their ego, as well as the reasoning behind those who provide reactions to social media posts.
When we studied social media posts in psychology class, we focused on the postology of a Facebook post about what someone ate for dinner last night.
Postology by MCardonickRyan October 28, 2022
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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