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profitology

An artform which involves the study and implementation of strategic and tactical manoeuvres made by an individual in order to further his own interest. The practice can be ruthless towards an opponent. This term is derived from the TV show PROFIT whose lead character is Jim Profit.
Man, our manager sure know his profitology.
by Santosh George May 27, 2006
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Profitology

The art of manipulating one person to do the work of two people, while receiving the same pay as one.
One example of profitology; A company decides to layoff employees to improve productivity. Therefore, one employee is laid off, and their workload is added to a remaining employees workload. The remaining employee now works twice as hard, for the same pay. This allows the employer to gain more profits, and pay themselves even larger bonuses.
by AspenNomad August 5, 2010
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proctology

A branch of medicine that deals with the Anus,and/or it`s disese`s.
After I gave her a thorough Exam, I concluded,her anal sphincter had been dialated to the point,she had no control over her Bowel`s.Her fecal matter,just fell out.
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Prostology

The study to become a prostitute.
Hey, i hear Jane is going to Harvard for prostology.
by Richy wheels June 2, 2010
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mobile proctology

In 100 years I will be considered the grandfather of mobile proctology.
I started my mobile proctology business in the mid 90s in a 1985 Club Wagon. First checkup is free!

We are considering going public.
by Tha Cuddla January 25, 2005
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Toothbrush Proctology

Toothbrush Proctology is a revolutionary new procedure where your doctor checks up your anus for interior hemmorhoids using a toothbrush
Yeah dude my doctor had to use toothbrush proctology in my yearly exam to check for any problems. Wait a minute. What do you mean there is no such procedure? Oh crap then why did I like it so much? So should I call a lawyer or schedule another appointment for tomorrow? Its covered by my insurance you know.
by snausages333 October 22, 2006
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Proctology

Proctology fucking sucks. I just got raped because of it.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 9, 2022
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