peesomnia

The inability to fall asleep because you have to pee so badly. pee, urinate, void, take a leak, piss, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep, wet the bed

I'm suffering from some major peesomnia, I just got comfortable in bed too.

by joecoolthefool January 27, 2017

Pinsomnia

The inability to fall asleep at night, because you can't stop pinning things on Pinterest.

I was up until 3am with Pinsomnia

by Go-Go-lson May 1, 2012

Presomination

A "semi-dream" someone has when A) they are about to fall asleep and B)about to dream. These are fairly easy to wake up from and can be aborted at any time.

"When I tried to go to sleep last night, I had a wicked good PRESOMINATION."

by Matazaron January 3, 2008

Prosomnia

prosomnia is the best part of sleep. insomnia is when you have too little and hypersomnia is when you have too much, but prosomnia is that sweet spot in the middle, the perfect amount of sleep :)

Guy1: Dude, i went to bed late last night, but still got prosomnia
Guy2: Really?! you're so lucky, i only got two hours

by prosomnia November 4, 2012

poosomnia

The inability to fall asleep because you have to poop so badly. It is usually accompanied by an upset stomach and farting in bed. poo, poop, bowel movement, bm, take a dump, fart, pass gas, drop a deuce, crap, pinch a loaf, sleep, sleeplessness, fall asleep, insomnia

When I eat chili and spinach greens, around 2am I get a major case of poosomnia.

by joecoolthefool January 28, 2017

peesonality

Peesonality is defined as someone having the personality of urine. Their persona is simply the equivalent of smelly waste flowing into the sewer.
Someone with peesonality is not worth the time knowing or even interacting with.

I didn't like that guy's attitude or peesonality. He's a waste of a person.
That girl is smokin' hot, but the peesonality lets her down.

by AusiKifaru4Rob April 23, 2018

Pisomnia

Short for “Pi Insomnia.” When someone struggles to sleep after listening to a math lesson, or reading a geometry book, that repeatedly mentions the irrational number π.

Guesstimate how many folks worldwide suffer even from a mild form of pisomnia, where presently there seems to be no cure for the mathematically induced mental condition.

by Fasters June 26, 2022