To projaculate is, simply, to projectile ejaculate. Similar to projectile vomiting but more enjoyable.
'My fish is dead! I was having a slap over my DVD of 'embarrassing bodies' when I projaculated and shot a hole in his tank'.
by Figaro666 January 12, 2011
To ejaculate, like a boss.
I was up in the mezzanine this one time, and Samantha walked in, and I projaculated. She was dead impressed.
by TheFilcher March 15, 2011
noun: projaculator; plural noun: projaculators
a: something used for making ejaculation calculations, in particular an electronic device which attaches to the erect penis which then provides the specific ejaculation velocity to a handheld device.
b: a person who ejaculates with such force that the blast radius is substantially larger than an average ejaculation.
a: something used for making ejaculation calculations, in particular an electronic device which attaches to the erect penis which then provides the specific ejaculation velocity to a handheld device.
b: a person who ejaculates with such force that the blast radius is substantially larger than an average ejaculation.
"My God Fred, my last boyfriend was a dribbler, but you are a projaculator!"
"I'm sorry about the wall stain mom. I was unaware that I was a projaculator."
"I'm sorry about the wall stain mom. I was unaware that I was a projaculator."
by itchygoo February 28, 2016
When somone vomits their emotions and feelings on you or when they jump to conclusions about how you feel based on no actual evidence.
(After a 10 minute venting session)...Guy 1: "You think I'm stupid don't you? You just think I'm the dumbest person after what I just told you"
Guy 2: "Bro, you're projaculate (ing). I have literally have been just listening this whole time"
Guy 2: "Bro, you're projaculate (ing). I have literally have been just listening this whole time"
by reemyb January 29, 2021
Originally formed from the word “Astral Projection”
The act of ejaculating whilst trying to complete a successful Out of Body Experience (AKA “OBE”).
(Can also be worded as "Astral Projaculation" or "Astral Projaculating")
The act of ejaculating whilst trying to complete a successful Out of Body Experience (AKA “OBE”).
(Can also be worded as "Astral Projaculation" or "Astral Projaculating")
Dude: "Last night, I was trying to escape my physical body, then suddenly I Astral Projaculated."
Dude's friend: "You must have been prettyyyy relaxed man, lucky your mum didn't walk in."
Dude's friend: "You must have been prettyyyy relaxed man, lucky your mum didn't walk in."
by gods_secretary June 24, 2011