33 definitions by Anal Czar
My coonmunity has 10 Popeye's, daily drive-by shootings, nobody works except hookers and dealers, and everyone's on welfare.
by Anal Czar October 14, 2010
The old landlady made the young stud in her building slam her old pork sock to make up for his late rent.
by Anal Czar September 26, 2010
In Coon Scouts they teach you different survival tasks like how to hot-wire a Chevy and purify some street-grade cocaine into some grade A crack. You must be a felon to be a troop leader and merit badges are awarded for hit-n-runs, burglaries, and consecutive days on welfare. Please give generously to your coon scout troup come fund-raiser season where they will be peddling their traditional crack.
by Anal Czar October 31, 2010
To remove the semen from one's penis in a manner such as to disengorge the semen from full scrotal containment.
I had a raging case of blue balls and had to have Suzzy come over and deseminate me orally while I watched the football game on TV.
by Anal Czar October 3, 2010
The class slut proved what a spoohoover she was by sucking off the hockey team until she threw up man goo on the goalie.
by Anal Czar October 5, 2010
1. Suzy's home owner's insurance would not cover the major craptastrophy caused when her seven German Shepherds ate the Chinese food for the picnic.
by Anal Czar September 13, 2010
Ralph had to have his rectum sewn back in after he was butt shanked by the whole Black Brotherhood in prison.
by Anal Czar September 10, 2010