Projaculate

To projaculate is, simply, to projectile ejaculate. Similar to projectile vomiting but more enjoyable.

'My fish is dead! I was having a slap over my DVD of 'embarrassing bodies' when I projaculated and shot a hole in his tank'.

by Figaro666 January 13, 2011

projaculate

When somone vomits their emotions and feelings on you or when they jump to conclusions about how you feel based on no actual evidence.

(After a 10 minute venting session)...Guy 1: "You think I'm stupid don't you? You just think I'm the dumbest person after what I just told you"
Guy 2: "Bro, you're projaculate (ing). I have literally have been just listening this whole time"

by reemyb January 29, 2021

Projaculate

To ejaculate, like a boss.

I was up in the mezzanine this one time, and Samantha walked in, and I projaculated. She was dead impressed.

by TheFilcher March 31, 2011

Poojaculate

When you take a shit that is so long and rigid that it tickles your prostate, causing you to cum.

Person 1: Hey babe, I feel a big shit coming, how about you come lay on the floor in front of the toilet and I poojaculate on you?
Person 2: Sounds great, I love to be poojaculated on!

by monkeytickler23 August 17, 2014

peejaculate

When you accidentally squirt a small amount of urine. Created by combining "pee" and "ejaculate."

"Man, I had to pee so bad and I couldn't get to a toilet, I accidentally peejaculated."

by Big N 44 March 31, 2008

Projaculator

noun: projaculator; plural noun: projaculators

a: something used for making ejaculation calculations, in particular an electronic device which attaches to the erect penis which then provides the specific ejaculation velocity to a handheld device.

b: a person who ejaculates with such force that the blast radius is substantially larger than an average ejaculation.

"My God Fred, my last boyfriend was a dribbler, but you are a projaculator!"

"I'm sorry about the wall stain mom. I was unaware that I was a projaculator."

by itchygoo August 21, 2016

Poopjaculate

To accidentally deficate when reaching orgasm via g-spot stimulation through anal sex.

I was really pounding Julie's fart box furiously when the whore poopjaculated on my cock.

by Anal Czar September 7, 2010