Projaculator 

noun: projaculator; plural noun: projaculators

a: something used for making ejaculation calculations, in particular an electronic device which attaches to the erect penis which then provides the specific ejaculation velocity to a handheld device.

b: a person who ejaculates with such force that the blast radius is substantially larger than an average ejaculation.

"My God Fred, my last boyfriend was a dribbler, but you are a projaculator!"

"I'm sorry about the wall stain mom. I was unaware that I was a projaculator."

Projaculator by itchygoo August 21, 2016

Projaculate 

To projaculate is, simply, to projectile ejaculate. Similar to projectile vomiting but more enjoyable.

'My fish is dead! I was having a slap over my DVD of 'embarrassing bodies' when I projaculated and shot a hole in his tank'.

Projaculate by Figaro666 January 13, 2011

projaculate 

When somone vomits their emotions and feelings on you or when they jump to conclusions about how you feel based on no actual evidence.

(After a 10 minute venting session)...Guy 1: "You think I'm stupid don't you? You just think I'm the dumbest person after what I just told you"
Guy 2: "Bro, you're projaculate (ing). I have literally have been just listening this whole time"

projaculate by reemyb January 29, 2021

Astral Projaculated

Originally formed from the word “Astral Projection”

The act of ejaculating whilst trying to complete a successful Out of Body Experience (AKA “OBE”).

(Can also be worded as "Astral Projaculation" or "Astral Projaculating")

Dude: "Last night, I was trying to escape my physical body, then suddenly I Astral Projaculated."

Dude's friend: "You must have been prettyyyy relaxed man, lucky your mum didn't walk in."

Astral Projaculated by gods_secretary June 24, 2011

Projaculate 

To ejaculate, like a boss.

I was up in the mezzanine this one time, and Samantha walked in, and I projaculated. She was dead impressed.

Projaculate by TheFilcher March 31, 2011

Procatulator

To be supreme in all forms and to be the best at everything.

He is so great at everything he does, he is a procatulator.

Procatulator by Brooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0 January 11, 2023