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poojaculation

This is an explosive poop blasting and spackeling the back of the porcelan due to a concurrent explosive ejaculation.
The toilet is dirty due to John's poojaculation. He was watching porn hub on the toilet again.

pejaculating 

The left over semen in the urethra that disperses during urination.
After fooling around with this one chick, I went to the bathroom and I started pejaculating everywhere.
pejaculating by Franklin Moore April 13, 2009

pajaculating 

When your dad walks in on you masturbating while you’re about to come and end up cumming on him
friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up pajaculating on my dad when he barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks
pajaculating by Dubiks December 27, 2018

Peejaculating 

The art of peeing and ejaculating at the same time
"How was your night with Rachel last night?"
"Great but in the middle of sex I started Peejaculating all over her!"
Peejaculating by shabbymemes45 January 13, 2018
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026