When you jizz
on some ones eyes when they are asleep. The cum
hardens and crusts over, therefore acting as a cement for the eyelids. The victim wakes up, but can't open their eyes.
"I gave Jay the best angel cake last night. He flipped out when he couldn't open his eyes."
An online dating service for gangsters. It's basically eHarmony, just for g's.
"Yo, you see that piece of ass on G Harmony? She was damn fine."
When you accidentally squirt a small amount of urine. Created by combining "pee" and "ejaculate."
"Man, I had to pee so bad and I couldn't get to a toilet, I accidentally peejaculated."