mezzanine

A poop someone has taken on the lid of a toilet. A higher level punishment than even an upper decker, as it leaves the poop exposed to the air and must be dealt with before the toilet is used in any capacity.

Somebody is going to have to deal with the upstairs bathroom. Some asshole took a mezzanine on it during the party last night.

Glenn Beck was outraged to discover one of his dinner party guests had left a mezzanine in his bathroom.

by HamsterDouchebag December 29, 2010

Mezzanine

The Mezzanine is an elevator at AMC Fourum 30 which leads to a second floor of the theater. It’s such a magical place there was even a song written about it.

“Let’s skip the rest of this movie and go to the Mezzanine.”

by Jabjfreak April 9, 2023

mezzanine

Pooping in between someone's mattress and box spring, leaving them a nice surprise while they sleep.

While Aaron was out at work, his roommate decided to mezzanine him for all the dirty dishes he left in the sink.

by the GRim REAPERS October 18, 2009

Mezzanine pint

If you’re drinking in a round but you’re drinking faster than the others you might buy yourself a mezzanine pint inbetween.

Since you’ve all got half a pint left, I’ll get myself a mezzanine pint

by DonSimon007 December 27, 2025

mezzaline

The Upper Level Seats at the Wachovia Center in Philly. Most people call them "mezzanine".

"Hey yo, yea I was looking for them mezzaline seats...but don't gimme dem nosebleeds."

by Gigadi Gigadi September 21, 2006

Meaniness

Meaniness: v. the act of being mean, malevolent. adv. the extent or degrees of the act of being mean.

DeVarous: "Eww... Julia."

Julia: *kicks DeVarous*

DeVarous: "Jesus Christ! Alright, i'm sorry!"

Julia: "Cease with the meaniness!"

DeVarous: "Whatever..."

by Failien June 1, 2009

mezzanite

A person sitting in the mezzanine section at a show, concert or sporting event.

Bob is a mezzanite. He likes to sit in the mezzanine.

by Buffalonians June 22, 2019