prejaculate

Is when a guy ejaculates before even inserting himself into the chick.

Damnit bill you prejaculated on my leg...sorry monica.

by Smalls08 January 11, 2008

prejaculate

Premature ejaculation:

Usually used in reference to a situation in which someone is beating it up and accidentally skeets inside of someone they didn't plan to.

"I was beatin' it up raw last night and I accidentally prejaculated in that hoe before I could pull out. I hope she don't get pregnant."

by Nullpersona January 13, 2008

Prejaculate

To accidentally ejaculate before a contest to see who can ejaculate the fastest.

Dude, I was going to this "Fastest Gooner" competition, but I prejaculated.

by GeorgeCorn October 4, 2025

Poojaculate

When you take a shit that is so long and rigid that it tickles your prostate, causing you to cum.

Person 1: Hey babe, I feel a big shit coming, how about you come lay on the floor in front of the toilet and I poojaculate on you?
Person 2: Sounds great, I love to be poojaculated on!

by monkeytickler23 August 17, 2014

peejaculate

When you accidentally squirt a small amount of urine. Created by combining "pee" and "ejaculate."

"Man, I had to pee so bad and I couldn't get to a toilet, I accidentally peejaculated."

by Big N 44 March 31, 2008

Projaculator

noun: projaculator; plural noun: projaculators

a: something used for making ejaculation calculations, in particular an electronic device which attaches to the erect penis which then provides the specific ejaculation velocity to a handheld device.

b: a person who ejaculates with such force that the blast radius is substantially larger than an average ejaculation.

"My God Fred, my last boyfriend was a dribbler, but you are a projaculator!"

"I'm sorry about the wall stain mom. I was unaware that I was a projaculator."

by itchygoo August 21, 2016

rejaculate

Spit, in the "spit or swallow" paradigm.

Do you rejaculate, or are your blowjobs actually worth the money?

by BRooski August 4, 2009