Poopjaculate

To accidentally deficate when reaching orgasm via g-spot stimulation through anal sex.

I was really pounding Julie's fart box furiously when the whore poopjaculated on my cock.

by Anal Czar September 7, 2010

Poojaculate

When you take a shit that is so long and rigid that it tickles your prostate, causing you to cum.

Person 1: Hey babe, I feel a big shit coming, how about you come lay on the floor in front of the toilet and I poojaculate on you?
Person 2: Sounds great, I love to be poojaculated on!

by monkeytickler23 August 17, 2014

Poopticulate

n. The material expelled from one's anus as a result of farting. Usually detected as a smell by another person.

Patrick (passing gas): man that felt good.
Josh: gross dude, I don't want all that poopticulate in my nose and mouth. Open a window.

by Dooshtastic March 24, 2009

Projaculate

To projaculate is, simply, to projectile ejaculate. Similar to projectile vomiting but more enjoyable.

'My fish is dead! I was having a slap over my DVD of 'embarrassing bodies' when I projaculated and shot a hole in his tank'.

by Figaro666 January 13, 2011

poojaculating

A feeling so good it is almost as good as pooing and ejaculating combined. A.K.A. the best feeling in life.

An unbelievably nice feeling such as ejaculating or pooing.

Person one: "After a week of camp I just need a good shower."

Person two: "I bet it's almost as good as poojaculating."

by @Brackers21 December 18, 2011

poojaculation

This is an explosive poop blasting and spackeling the back of the porcelan due to a concurrent explosive ejaculation.

The toilet is dirty due to John's poojaculation. He was watching porn hub on the toilet again.

by Galactic bad ass May 26, 2017

projaculate

When somone vomits their emotions and feelings on you or when they jump to conclusions about how you feel based on no actual evidence.

(After a 10 minute venting session)...Guy 1: "You think I'm stupid don't you? You just think I'm the dumbest person after what I just told you"
Guy 2: "Bro, you're projaculate (ing). I have literally have been just listening this whole time"

by reemyb January 29, 2021