Procrasto-nap

A procrasto-nap is a mid-day snooze when there are many other things you know you should be doing. The best procrasto-naps are done while it's rainy and cold.

I should be doing my homework but I'm going to take a procrasto-nap instead.

Procrasto-nap by Brookie Bombshell November 6, 2012

Procrastinapping 

Instead of tending to the matters at hand, you decide to have a "little" nap

-I should finish this history presentation, but im a little tired. Ill have a 10 minute nap and get this presentation over with

-Next day your friends are asking why you didnt finish the project, blame it on procrastinapping

Procrastinapping by DrewBananie June 18, 2010

procrastinap

when you don't want to do your work, and you're also tired, you will take a short nap in the meantime and finish work later. one of the best ways to procrastinate.

I don't want to write this paper, so I'm going to take a procrastinap in the meantime.

procrastinap by cold in here throw a coal at m April 21, 2009

procrastanap 

The art of procrastinating by sleeping - something usually perfected by Human Geography students.

"I need to do this assignment for next week, I got plenty of time, I'll just have a procrastanap"

procrastanap by huntpain March 9, 2015

procrastonationism 

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the art of procrastonating for prolonged periods of time

hopefully i can prefect my procrastonationism so i will never do anything again

procrastonationism by 42 Pound Moose December 15, 2005

Procrastinap

The direct usage of a nap to avoid or otherwise put off completing an obligation.

"I was gonna finish this essay last night, but the motivation was not happening and I ended up taking a fat old procrastinap."

Procrastinap by Satanbean October 12, 2014

Serial ProcrastaNapper 

An All-Star ProcrastaNapper is barely alive. The Serial ProcrastaNapper ProcrastaNaps before any, and all types of activities, instead of doing it proactively.

My Cousin Jeff is a Serial ProcrastaNapper. He lives in my guest-room and sleeps 18 hours a day in cyclical series of Procrastanaps throughout the day. He barely makes it up to clean his butt after soiling himself in his sleep.

Serial ProcrastaNapper by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019