An All-Star ProcrastaNapper is barely alive. The Serial ProcrastaNapper ProcrastaNaps before any, and all types of activities, instead of doing it proactively.
My Cousin Jeff is a Serial ProcrastaNapper. He lives in my guest-room and sleeps 18 hours a day in cyclical series of Procrastanaps throughout the day. He barely makes it up to clean his butt after soiling himself in his sleep.
by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019