procrasti-booking 

Using facebook as a means of distraction from studies or work that you should be doing instead.

Matt: "So hows that paper going for you so far?"

You: "Well, I haven't exactly started..."

Matt" "Are you serious its due tomorrow morning! What..have you been procrastibating?"

You: "No, but almost as bad. I've been procrasti-booking. I got on facebook for just a minute and now I've been procrasti-booking for the past two hours."

procrasti-booking by random_kid_clock-in August 30, 2010

Procrastabooking 

To be on Facebook when there is significant amount of work to be done instead.

Man i should of not of been procrastabooking this weekend, i had a huge project due for school Monday.

Procrastabooking by jack.royal.renegade February 4, 2010

procrastibooking 

the act of putting of important issues, such as homework, by browsing facebook.

Mary: did you get that essay done?
Jesus: no, i spent all night procrastibooking.

procrastibooking by procrastibooker April 2, 2011

Procrasticooking 

Procrastinating by deciding to make a whole meal from scratch. Cooking for no reason other than to procrastinate on a task you need to start.

I really need to finish that report but I think I’ll make some beef stroganoff real quick. Is it considered procrasticooking if there are actually people here to eat it?

Procrasticooking by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004