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procrasti-booking 

Using facebook as a means of distraction from studies or work that you should be doing instead.
Matt: "So hows that paper going for you so far?"

You: "Well, I haven't exactly started..."

Matt" "Are you serious its due tomorrow morning! What..have you been procrastibating?"

You: "No, but almost as bad. I've been procrasti-booking. I got on facebook for just a minute and now I've been procrasti-booking for the past two hours."
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Procrastabooking 

To be on Facebook when there is significant amount of work to be done instead.
Man i should of not of been procrastabooking this weekend, i had a huge project due for school Monday.

procrastibooking 

the act of putting of important issues, such as homework, by browsing facebook.
Mary: did you get that essay done?
Jesus: no, i spent all night procrastibooking.

Procrasticooking 

Procrastinating by deciding to make a whole meal from scratch. Cooking for no reason other than to procrastinate on a task you need to start.
I really need to finish that report but I think I’ll make some beef stroganoff real quick. Is it considered procrasticooking if there are actually people here to eat it?
Procrasticooking by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022
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