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procrastinap

when you don't want to do your work, and you're also tired, you will take a short nap in the meantime and finish work later. one of the best ways to procrastinate.
I don't want to write this paper, so I'm going to take a procrastinap in the meantime.
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Procrastinap

The direct usage of a nap to avoid or otherwise put off completing an obligation.
"I was gonna finish this essay last night, but the motivation was not happening and I ended up taking a fat old procrastinap."
Procrastinap by Satanbean October 12, 2014

Procrastinap

When you really don't want to do something and keep procrastinating, which makes you feel tired, drained and run down just thinking about doing it, so you take a nap instead which prolongs your procrastination.
"I really didn't want to study on Saturday so I took a procrastinap instead"
Procrastinap by Rooks M. June 1, 2013

Procrastinap

Taking a nap instead of doing your responsibilities
"Hey have you seen Steve today?"
"Na I heard he was taking a procrastinap"
Procrastinap by PrickleFish February 1, 2016

Procrastinap

The “productive” nap you take to avoid doing work, convincing yourself it will somehow make you more focused later. Spoiler: it never does.
“I sat down to start my essay but somehow ended up taking a four-hour procrastinap instead.”
Procrastinap by Ctaylor_ September 8, 2025

procrastination 

procrastination by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination 

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
Procrastination by Hayter December 1, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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