procrastanap

The art of procrastinating by sleeping - something usually perfected by Human Geography students.

"I need to do this assignment for next week, I got plenty of time, I'll just have a procrastanap"

by huntpain March 9, 2015

Procrastanigger

A Sri Lankan nigger who is too busy eating curry and wanking to finish his homework

Apparently Ramesh didn't finish the assignment again. Man, he's such a procrastanigger.

by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020

Procrastinashit

Taking an extremely long shit (duration not length) in order to put off doing your work a little longer. Often accompanied by playing games on your phone

I didn't feel like doing my TPS reports so I took the longest procrastinashit ever, took about 1.5 hours.

by gregoriosyd October 23, 2011

Procrastabating

The act of procrastination by masturbation.

I was gonna do all my English homework, but instead I ended up procrastabating.

by HungryDingo2 March 16, 2010

Procrastinapping

Instead of tending to the matters at hand, you decide to have a "little" nap

-I should finish this history presentation, but im a little tired. Ill have a 10 minute nap and get this presentation over with

-Next day your friends are asking why you didnt finish the project, blame it on procrastinapping

by DrewBananie June 18, 2010

procrastinasian

An Asian person who is fully skillful in delaying ones work until the last minute, and still earning a high passing grade.

Person 1: WTH!! OMG... that asian girl always does her homework the class before it is dued... and still gets an A ... while i study all day and night and work hard.. and only manage to earn a B "plus"... freaking procrastinasian... this is bullcrap...

Person 2: haha sucks for you :P

by LiLKagome378 September 29, 2006

procrastinaceous

procrastinaceous proh-kras-tuh-neyt-a-ceou
s - adjective: 1. active, continuous and seemingly unending procrastination that affects productive work in detrimental ways. 2. doing everything else except your work despite impending deadlines.

i'm so procrastinaceous.
writing term paper, while watching basketball, surfing hi5 and facebook and checking email, (add favourite distraction here) etc

by komplex November 21, 2006