-I should finish this history presentation, but im a little tired. Ill have a 10 minute nap and get this presentation over with

-Next day your friends are asking why you didnt finish the project, blame it on procrastinapping

Procrastinapping by DrewBananie June 18, 2010

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Serial ProcrastaNapper

An All-Star ProcrastaNapper is barely alive. The Serial ProcrastaNapper ProcrastaNaps before any, and all types of activities, instead of doing it proactively.

My Cousin Jeff is a Serial ProcrastaNapper. He lives in my guest-room and sleeps 18 hours a day in cyclical series of Procrastanaps throughout the day. He barely makes it up to clean his butt after soiling himself in his sleep.

Serial ProcrastaNapper by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019

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ProcrastaNapper

One who routinely naps in order to avoid existential acts of meaningless, non-essential chores or duties. Serial Procrastanappers, often set unachievable napping times (i.e. 15 Minutes) routinely restarting the nap 3 times over, or just snoozing through it all together.

I'm a Serial ProcrastaNapper. Whenever I have to clean my room, I try to take a 15-minute nap, but just end up sleeping for 8 hours, instead.

ProcrastaNapper by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019

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Procrastinapping

When you are overwhelmed by the work you need to do, so you take a nap instead.

I had this terrible anxiety dream while I was procrastinapping.

Procrastinapping by mlelynn March 26, 2017

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