procrastivity

The act of being productive in something you don't actually need to be doing in order to put off the work that you should be doing.

Today I cleaned my apartment, volunteered at a soup kitchen, and finally got around to balancing my checkbook! But I didn't write that paper that's due tomorrow. Procrastivity strikes again.

procrastivity by CynickTurtle October 6, 2010

Procrastivity

The condition of productivity an individual may find themselves in due to avoiding a particular task.

He was avoiding his math homework, cleaning his apartment and taking out the garbage in a fit of procrastivity.

Procrastivity by procras April 21, 2014

Procrastivity

The act of getting other, often undesirable tasks done while avoiding the task that is causing procrastination.

I had an evening of procrastivity cleaning my room instead of writing the history essay.

Procrastivity by DrSpoonie October 24, 2022

Procrastinitis 

pro·crast·in·i·tis
-noun
1) A mental disease. Symptoms include tardiness,
lack of enthusiasm, and an overwhelming sense of
laziness.

2)What I have.

1)Ted- "aw man i got a huge science test on friday, well thats three days away, i'll just play WoW today and study tomorrow."

Thursday night-"God i'm bored...i think ill study for the first time this week," 10mins later "enough of that, now for America's Funniest Home Videos!"

Dan-"man i heard Ted failed his test, he's got that mad procrastinitis!"

2)Procrastinators Unite!..................Tomorrow

Procrastinitis by pru005 May 7, 2008

Procrastivities 

Activities you do to procrastinate from the what you should be doing!

Mom, I can't do my homework, I am doing procrastivities. OR I would have cleaned the house, but you know I was doing procrastivities instead.

Procrastivities by Mommallamma January 19, 2021

Procrastinitus 

The inability to concentrate on doing something, to the point where it is as if you have an actual illness.

Man, I really to need to get my Maths work done, I totally have Procrastinitus.

Procrastinitus by StirfriedBacon January 13, 2015

procrastitidy 

To put off work by tidying your room/house. Extreme forms include removing the furniture to vacuum underneath and cleaning the oven.

After having procrastitidy for at least two hours Wayne finally settled down to do some work.

procrastitidy by sternboller September 16, 2012