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procrastivation 

Avoiding the important task at hand by instead doing lots of other, less important tasks. Misplaced motivation, mixed with procrastination, which results in a sense of accomplishment for a lot of things, except that one thing which you were meant to do.
Fern sat down to do her essay, but due to procrastivation, she instead ended up applying for several jobs and cleaning out her spam email folder.
procrastivation by LustStarrr November 8, 2013
Words you can keep

procrastination 

Ill put up a definition later.
Ill put up an example later.
procrastination by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination 

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
Procrastination by Hayter December 1, 2009

procrastination 

What you're probably doing right now
I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead
procrastination by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004

procrastivaping 

pro·cras·ti·vaping
Vaping before doing anything. procrastivape procrastivaper
🔥 Have I been procrastivaping to much?....nah!
procrastivaping by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

procrastination 

A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.
procrastination by DJ jaydee August 16, 2003

Procrastination 

Get back to work.
No, seriously. Get back to work. Now. You're procrastinating. I know it. You looked on the definition of 'Procrastination'. You must be doing it. Go. NOW.
Procrastination by Lucio Soph August 30, 2010
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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