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procrastivation 

Avoiding the important task at hand by instead doing lots of other, less important tasks. Misplaced motivation, mixed with procrastination, which results in a sense of accomplishment for a lot of things, except that one thing which you were meant to do.
Fern sat down to do her essay, but due to procrastivation, she instead ended up applying for several jobs and cleaning out her spam email folder.
procrastivation by LustStarrr November 8, 2013
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procrastination 

procrastination by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination 

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
Procrastination by Hayter December 1, 2009

procrastination 

What you're probably doing right now
I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead
procrastination by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004

procrastivaping 

pro·cras·ti·vaping
Vaping before doing anything. procrastivape procrastivaper
🔥 Have I been procrastivaping to much?....nah!
procrastivaping by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

procrastination 

A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.
procrastination by DJ jaydee August 16, 2003

Procrastination 

Get back to work.
No, seriously. Get back to work. Now. You're procrastinating. I know it. You looked on the definition of 'Procrastination'. You must be doing it. Go. NOW.
Procrastination by Lucio Soph August 30, 2010
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