procrastitidy

To put off work by tidying your room/house. Extreme forms include removing the furniture to vacuum underneath and cleaning the oven.

After having procrastitidy for at least two hours Wayne finally settled down to do some work.

by sternboller April 13, 2012

surnamed

The act of adding a surname to the phone contact of an ex after breaking up with them. Forms part of closure as usually only the bf/gf would be surname-less in an address book.

"Have you definitely finished it with Kylie then?"

"Yeah, it's official. I surnamed her this morning."

by sternboller February 12, 2012