procrastitivity

Being highly productive at accomplishing tasks that have nothing to do with what you should actually be working on.

A combination of productivity and procrastination.
Today, my procrastitivity included planning our summer vacation, browsing used furniture for sale online and organizing my sock drawer; I was supposed to be finishing a client proposal.
by The Real Rollo Tomasi September 26, 2014
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Procrastitating

When you have homework due tonight but you’d rather whack your wee wee
“Wanna help me on the science project.”

“I haven’t started yet, I’ve been aggressively procrastitating the whole day.”

“Same man, I’ve been stroking the pipe since three”
by Cr18 September 19, 2018
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